Over $400,000 in Taxpayer Dollars Allocated to Develop Smoke-Detecting Underpants

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Petrodus

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Totally useless unless smoking (or smoking related activity) causes the underwear to vibrate.
Vibrating underwear !!
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Of course, "big brother" has already thought of
implanting GPS tracking chips.
 

zoiDman

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We need underwear that tell us when our elected jack hats spend our money on stupidity !

That would be a Very Bad Idea.

Because if we had that, Alarm Bells would be going off Constantly every time Two Elected Officials got together.

And think of the Deafening Din that would be heard when Congress is in Session?
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