Get rid of the girl pants and buy some normal clothes where you can actually fit .... in your pockets. Skinny jeans/pants aren't cool and people that wear them look like douchebags.
I wear camo cargo pants most of the time (plus death metal shirts), so at least my douchebagness is a couple of levels below yours. I can fit a ....load of stuff in my pockets though. I also use a murse for even more cargo carrying capability. I'm 6'5", 260lbs with a shaved head and massive beard so you can picture what I look like.
Get a fanny pack, it will go well with the skinny jeans.

mods, if you delete this because I'm being "mean", you have no sense of humor.
I wear camo cargo pants most of the time (plus death metal shirts), so at least my douchebagness is a couple of levels below yours. I can fit a ....load of stuff in my pockets though. I also use a murse for even more cargo carrying capability. I'm 6'5", 260lbs with a shaved head and massive beard so you can picture what I look like.
Get a fanny pack, it will go well with the skinny jeans.

mods, if you delete this because I'm being "mean", you have no sense of humor.
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