Pay it forward (and unlock me): Haikus

[Kodo]

I'd like to unlock as soon as possible so I'm going to write a few haikus about vaping. Feel free to chip in, pay forward some good karma and get lulz from other vapers!

In a show of good intentions, I'm not going to make a new post for every Haiku, I'll wait until someone replies to drop a fresh one.

I am a dripper
I said this to my roommate,
He thinks I am nuts.

where is my shipment
Come on, I need those goods soon, man
This atty can't go dry

USB passthrough
Yes I like that thick vapor
I, cloudly mcpuffpuffpuff

 

[Rosa]

vaping my new juice
my attys getting too hot
I need to slow down

clouds of vapor now
my car smells so much better
eGo happiness

 

[Rosa]

although we cheated; an haiku is supposed to reference nature too. (in the middle line, I think)

 

[Mister]

Outside as inside,
comforted needy smoker;
Vapor curls at desk.

 

[dansdaman]

too funny!

 

[Mister]

although we cheated; an haiku is supposed to reference nature too. (in the middle line, I think)

I thought that in the strictest form it is that a seasonal reference is required, and that in Japanese (which I do not know) that this can be specifically satisfied in the nature of the language. My haiku attempted to address this less specifically (as seems unavoidable in English) by staging the background as late spring (the current condition where I live) using "outside as inside", which in my previous life as an outside-only smoker was the most important aspect of the seasons.

 

[Dynomite]

My love for E-Cigs,
This healthy alternative,
Is clearly legit.

Did I do this correctly?

 

[Timtam]

I never got how to do Haiku's, even though we did go over them at school.

 

[schaedj]

Slowly I Inhale
Curling out from my nostrils
Tendrils of smoke

 

[Rosa]

is this better?

I vape my new life
trees coming alive again
just like my old heart

 

[scross1]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't know haiku
But I'm a vapor, too.

 

[Kodo]

Oh, boba's bounty
you are dark sweet and tasty
I ordered in bulk.

 

[sensay]

roses are red
violets are blue
i don't know haiku
but i'm a vapor, too.

:dawesome!!!:d

 

[ejoker]

i no longer smoke
i make my own mods and vape
this is my haiku

 

[Kodo]

analogs are poo
my lungs, they are so happy
this joye 510 rocks

 

[gopostalman]

i guess im not sure what "unlock" means. do you have a key for yourself?
if i was any decent at writing a haiku i would.. but im not so i'll just say "If at first vape doesn't succeed, try try again." < lols

 

[Kodo]

I have to make fifteen posts in the New Members thread before I can post elsewhere, that's what I mean by "unlock."

 

[Kodo]

I forgot to haiku!

Trees are happier
with someone sitting beneath
subtly sweet, the air

 

[stover.p]

Happy haiku

 

[Kodo]

signatures are sweet
when was my last analog?
soon y'all will find out.

edit:

one more to go now!
I need a youtube account
to post some reviews.