Phantasm Vapors Contest Thread

[DaveOno]

5/5
#1

Hey, why are all these guys walking into an Irish Pug? What! Is the green a "go" for them? I know we aren't tall but to just walk into us is just disrespectuf, just saying... And why aren't they walking into black pugs? Or English Pugs? Is this some kinda racist thing? How would you like it if I walked into you?
















wait



















(what? pub? Are you sure?)





(well I guess that makes more sense then...)









never mind...

 

[Slowone2]

3/5 1

An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot.


"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."

 

[CountBoredom]

3/5 #1

 

[bellastarr]

3/5
1.

 

[Slowone2]

3/5 2

Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.

 

[CountBoredom]

3/5 #2

 

[bellastarr]

3/5
2.

 

[Sir2fyablyNutz]

3/5 #1

 

[DaveOno]

3/5
#2

At the bar, one Irish lass to another, "If I'm not in bed by midnight, I'm going home!"

 

[CountBoredom]

3/5 #3

 

[bellastarr]

3/5
3.

 

[liblue1]

3/5 #1

 

[Sir2fyablyNutz]

3/5 #2

 

[liblue1]

3/5 #2

 

[super dave]

3/5
#1

 

[liblue1]

3/5 #3

 

[Thayamax]

 

[vvaappeerr]

3/5
#1



Thank you!

 

[Reddhott]

 

[vvaappeerr]

3/5
#2



Thanks for the chance!