It was a tuffy.. mine are pretty lame
I have 1 good one
We have all done that with one flavor or another...
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I have 1 good one
We have all done that with one flavor or another...
Sorry, nature called at the wrong time! I'm closing the form for a few minutes now!
O.K here is what everyone submitted.... I'm going to draw a number.
1. tbrinkley >> I scampered and scurried across the wood floor. Looked under the bed and saw a steel door.
2. tbrinkley >> Under the bed? What has happened I cried? I tripped over some shoes and away I did slide.
3. skydragon >> If you could only get under with your big fat head.
4. tbrinkley >> I looked over towards the large four-poster bed; saw a toe sticking out and away I sped.
5. Odium >> I'm laying in wait to chop off your head!
6. Odium >> I'm laying in wait to chop off your head!
7. Odium >> I'm laying in wait to chop off your head!
8. willowize >> Sure enough, to my surprise, there were two feet sticking up in the air. I just have to wonder what else is under there.
9. pchela >> Since under our bed is quite a confined, I could only sumise you had lost your mind, but I played along and reached beneath...
10. pchela >> Knowing you and the tricks you play, I simply got up and walked away...
11. pchela >> I looked under the bed and the thing I saw made me scream out loud and drop my jaw.
12. willowize >> I leaned over to take a look. Then heard yelling "Get me outta here, I'm stuck"!
13. Dandafixr >> if you hang it over ill give you some.....heads up on whats next
14. Dandafixr >> a couple of things have entered my head
15. Dandafixr >> why don't you come down here and check out my spread
16. willowize >> OK?! My curiosity piqued, so I just had to see. Got out of the bed and down on a knee. I looked under the bed and saw two eyes looking back at me.
17. reddhot54 >> i knew better than to look under there ,thats where i found his last girlfriend that i have locked in the shed
18. reddhot54 >> i thought to myself this just cant be! i saw him get up earlier go take a pee,i know this man must be messin with me
19. reddhot54 >> as i bent over to look an see i heard myself scream with glee there was brad pitts blue eyes starin back at me
20. reddhot54 >> i threw the note an ran for the door ,he must be nuts if he thinks im doin it on the floor
21. starlight682 >> I look under the bed and what should i find but a 510 auto battery that wasn't even mine
22. starlight682 >> i slowly peek under the bed, a little bit frightened .............
23. MrsCasey >> So I lifted the bedskirt and was shocked to see a 5 pound box of candy was completely empty.
24. MrsCasey >> So I lifted the bedskirt and what did I see, chocolate all over face, brown paper wrappers all over the place and and empty five pound box of candy!
25. starlight682 >> i fling back the covers in quite a big huff, and start to lift up the dust ruffle to clock the big oaf, when all of a sudden......
26. MrsCasey >> And under the bed was another note that said come and find me here is your first clue, it has wheels and a bell and it's built for two.
27. MrsCasey >> And under the bed I found her Glamour Shot, she was dressed up as the Swiss Miss Girl and man she looked hot!
28. ManuDawg >> And under the bed was a set of keys and a note that said your present's in the driveway and it cost 20 G's.
29. ManuDawg >> Under the bed was a box, a big present for me, with a costume and a note to dress up like Rocky.
30. Cassie (Cassandra McDermott) >> About last night, Darlin', I just wasn't able. But I still left your money o'er there on the table.
31. ManuDawg >> So I folded the Murphy Bed into the wall and there was my honey wearing nothing at all.
32. vanZilla >> As my curiosity arose, I stood on my head and stuck my nose down under our bed. Alas, there was but .. another note. And this one read...
33. miller552 >> My ego rolled under here somewhere, dread oh dread...
34. Kendartra >> As she bent over to look she bumped her head
35. Hummingbird >> So I got up all groggy. Got down on my knees. I looked and I looked and what did I see!
36. Hummingbird >> So I got up with enthusiasm. Got down on my knees. I looked and I looked, and what did I see!
37. Hummingbird >> So I jumped out of bed with glee. Got down on the floor to see.
38. skydragon >> It's a little cramped and the dust bunnies will feel you with dread, but come on under love of mine, it's nice and cozy and the weather is fine.
39. skydragon >> Not the dog bed you .....!
40. kritter >> #1-Thought I found love in the right place 'til I woke up this morning and seen your face!
41. klynn >> Can you check that furry thing? It's not moving. I fear it is dead.
42. klynn >> Was that your wife yelling and screaming and banging? The noise could have woken the dead.
43. klynn >> Was that your wife yelling and screaming and banging? She coulda woken the dead.
44. Paislia >> But before you come to find me here, please wash your feet and nipples, dear.
45. Paislia >> But under there was another which read, "You really looked here? You're touched in the head!" I swiped your card, took the blooms to my Mom, now I'm off . . .
46. paislia >> He was writhing in pain, said "My bowels are loose! What did you seal that card with, crab juice?!?!?"
47. Psyche >> My heart racing I lifted spread, I couldn't tell what was there, just that it was red
48. Psyche >> I hope he cleaned up all the dust bunnies, he better have not spent loads of our money,
49. matadorx >> So I get out of bed and put on my slippers, I look underneath and see him kissing dead strippers
50. Psyche >> Blast that man and his silly games, 10 to 1 odds that this is gonna be lame,
51. matadorx >> but as I awoke I heard someone mutter, "my wiener's stuck in the vacuum, can you bring me some butter"
52. tiburonfirst >> Under the bed? Whatcha doing down there? Get back up here where I can reach you!
53. matadorx >> Thats a wierd note, "you call that romance", so I headed to grandmas, to get a lap dance..
54. Foggy >> Peeping down low, I reeled back in shock. My love was now tiny and perched on a sock!
55. Foggy >> I fell out of bed, smacking my knee. Games before coffee are cruel, can't you see!
56. Foggy >> Curiosity piqued, I found him below, snoring and naked with a ring on his toe!
57. maddogg >> well under the bed you shall stay ive wasted enough of my day!
58. maddogg >> im hearin voices in my head must have taken to many meds!
59. maddogg >> if you watched the video that matt left we can proceed to the next step!
60. thehangdude >> I looked under the bed and found another note that said...
61. thehangdude >> So I rolled over and went back to sleep. When I woke up hours later, there was a different, angrier note on the pillow that read...
62. thehangdude >> It then dawned on me that I had not bought my love a gift. How can I sneak out of the house, go down to the 7/11, and buy a gift with my Valentine hiding under the bed? The window is too far. So I...
63. isbnbook >> Your dog has stolen your chocolates and I think he is dead.
64. kritter >> got outta bed cause your feet are rank crawling around looking for my tank
65. isbnbook >> I'm a vimpire and I have to hide under here because I have not fed.
66. kritter >> #3 thought I heard your hubby at the door so jumped outta bed and hit the floor
67. isbnbook >> I bought you a sled.
68. karen171 >> I dropped my Phiniac tank but it landed unbroken but just who is this guy wrapped up in the spread
69. tofucute >> Confused but intrigued, there my eyes led, and I found not my love but a picture instead.
70. karen171 >> Then come down here dear for your Valentine's monkeybread
71. karen171 >> I've just found your boyfriend, says his name is Ted
72. BluSwatch >> I didn't see my Love, but a G-string ..... RED!
73. BluSwatch >> There was no one there, but another note, instead.
74. BluSwatch >> So under there I looked, and *GASP* I shook my head.
75. >> Ooops, no i'm not, i'm downstairs instead!
76. julbil98 >> Nope, its a note, come downstairs to be fed!
77. julbil98 >> So I looked under the bed but instead hit my head!
1. tbrinkley >> I scampered and scurried across the wood floor. Looked under the bed and saw a steel door.
2. tbrinkley >> Under the bed? What has happened I cried? I tripped over some shoes and away I did slide.
3. skydragon >> If you could only get under with your big fat head.
4. tbrinkley >> I looked over towards the large four-poster bed; saw a toe sticking out and away I sped.
5. Odium >> I'm laying in wait to chop off your head!
6. Odium >> I'm laying in wait to chop off your head!
7. Odium >> I'm laying in wait to chop off your head!
8. willowize >> Sure enough, to my surprise, there were two feet sticking up in the air. I just have to wonder what else is under there.
9. pchela >> Since under our bed is quite a confined, I could only sumise you had lost your mind, but I played along and reached beneath...
10. pchela >> Knowing you and the tricks you play, I simply got up and walked away...
11. pchela >> I looked under the bed and the thing I saw made me scream out loud and drop my jaw.
12. willowize >> I leaned over to take a look. Then heard yelling "Get me outta here, I'm stuck"!
13. Dandafixr >> if you hang it over ill give you some.....heads up on whats next
14. Dandafixr >> a couple of things have entered my head
15. Dandafixr >> why don't you come down here and check out my spread
16. willowize >> OK?! My curiosity piqued, so I just had to see. Got out of the bed and down on a knee. I looked under the bed and saw two eyes looking back at me.
17. reddhot54 >> i knew better than to look under there ,thats where i found his last girlfriend that i have locked in the shed
18. reddhot54 >> i thought to myself this just cant be! i saw him get up earlier go take a pee,i know this man must be messin with me
19. reddhot54 >> as i bent over to look an see i heard myself scream with glee there was brad pitts blue eyes starin back at me
20. reddhot54 >> i threw the note an ran for the door ,he must be nuts if he thinks im doin it on the floor
21. starlight682 >> I look under the bed and what should i find but a 510 auto battery that wasn't even mine
22. starlight682 >> i slowly peek under the bed, a little bit frightened .............
23. MrsCasey >> So I lifted the bedskirt and was shocked to see a 5 pound box of candy was completely empty.
24. MrsCasey >> So I lifted the bedskirt and what did I see, chocolate all over face, brown paper wrappers all over the place and and empty five pound box of candy!
25. starlight682 >> i fling back the covers in quite a big huff, and start to lift up the dust ruffle to clock the big oaf, when all of a sudden......
26. MrsCasey >> And under the bed was another note that said come and find me here is your first clue, it has wheels and a bell and it's built for two.
27. MrsCasey >> And under the bed I found her Glamour Shot, she was dressed up as the Swiss Miss Girl and man she looked hot!
28. ManuDawg >> And under the bed was a set of keys and a note that said your present's in the driveway and it cost 20 G's.
29. ManuDawg >> Under the bed was a box, a big present for me, with a costume and a note to dress up like Rocky.
30. Cassie (Cassandra McDermott) >> About last night, Darlin', I just wasn't able. But I still left your money o'er there on the table.
31. ManuDawg >> So I folded the Murphy Bed into the wall and there was my honey wearing nothing at all.
32. vanZilla >> As my curiosity arose, I stood on my head and stuck my nose down under our bed. Alas, there was but .. another note. And this one read...
33. miller552 >> My ego rolled under here somewhere, dread oh dread...
34. Kendartra >> As she bent over to look she bumped her head
35. Hummingbird >> So I got up all groggy. Got down on my knees. I looked and I looked and what did I see!
36. Hummingbird >> So I got up with enthusiasm. Got down on my knees. I looked and I looked, and what did I see!
37. Hummingbird >> So I jumped out of bed with glee. Got down on the floor to see.
38. skydragon >> It's a little cramped and the dust bunnies will feel you with dread, but come on under love of mine, it's nice and cozy and the weather is fine.
39. skydragon >> Not the dog bed you .....!
40. kritter >> #1-Thought I found love in the right place 'til I woke up this morning and seen your face!
41. klynn >> Can you check that furry thing? It's not moving. I fear it is dead.
42. klynn >> Was that your wife yelling and screaming and banging? The noise could have woken the dead.
43. klynn >> Was that your wife yelling and screaming and banging? She coulda woken the dead.
44. Paislia >> But before you come to find me here, please wash your feet and nipples, dear.
45. Paislia >> But under there was another which read, "You really looked here? You're touched in the head!" I swiped your card, took the blooms to my Mom, now I'm off . . .
46. paislia >> He was writhing in pain, said "My bowels are loose! What did you seal that card with, crab juice?!?!?"
47. Psyche >> My heart racing I lifted spread, I couldn't tell what was there, just that it was red
48. Psyche >> I hope he cleaned up all the dust bunnies, he better have not spent loads of our money,
49. matadorx >> So I get out of bed and put on my slippers, I look underneath and see him kissing dead strippers
50. Psyche >> Blast that man and his silly games, 10 to 1 odds that this is gonna be lame,
51. matadorx >> but as I awoke I heard someone mutter, "my wiener's stuck in the vacuum, can you bring me some butter"
52. tiburonfirst >> Under the bed? Whatcha doing down there? Get back up here where I can reach you!
53. matadorx >> Thats a wierd note, "you call that romance", so I headed to grandmas, to get a lap dance..
54. Foggy >> Peeping down low, I reeled back in shock. My love was now tiny and perched on a sock!
55. Foggy >> I fell out of bed, smacking my knee. Games before coffee are cruel, can't you see!
56. Foggy >> Curiosity piqued, I found him below, snoring and naked with a ring on his toe!
57. maddogg >> well under the bed you shall stay ive wasted enough of my day!
58. maddogg >> im hearin voices in my head must have taken to many meds!
59. maddogg >> if you watched the video that matt left we can proceed to the next step!
60. thehangdude >> I looked under the bed and found another note that said...
61. thehangdude >> So I rolled over and went back to sleep. When I woke up hours later, there was a different, angrier note on the pillow that read...
62. thehangdude >> It then dawned on me that I had not bought my love a gift. How can I sneak out of the house, go down to the 7/11, and buy a gift with my Valentine hiding under the bed? The window is too far. So I...
63. isbnbook >> Your dog has stolen your chocolates and I think he is dead.
64. kritter >> got outta bed cause your feet are rank crawling around looking for my tank
65. isbnbook >> I'm a vimpire and I have to hide under here because I have not fed.
66. kritter >> #3 thought I heard your hubby at the door so jumped outta bed and hit the floor
67. isbnbook >> I bought you a sled.
68. karen171 >> I dropped my Phiniac tank but it landed unbroken but just who is this guy wrapped up in the spread
69. tofucute >> Confused but intrigued, there my eyes led, and I found not my love but a picture instead.
70. karen171 >> Then come down here dear for your Valentine's monkeybread
71. karen171 >> I've just found your boyfriend, says his name is Ted
72. BluSwatch >> I didn't see my Love, but a G-string ..... RED!
73. BluSwatch >> There was no one there, but another note, instead.
74. BluSwatch >> So under there I looked, and *GASP* I shook my head.
75. >> Ooops, no i'm not, i'm downstairs instead!
76. julbil98 >> Nope, its a note, come downstairs to be fed!
77. julbil98 >> So I looked under the bed but instead hit my head!
And according to random.org ..... Drum roll please.......
66. kritter >> thought I heard your hubby at the door so jumped outta bed and hit the floor
66. kritter >> thought I heard your hubby at the door so jumped outta bed and hit the floor
lots of funny onesI like these
15. Dandafixr >> why don't you come down here and check out my spread
59. maddogg >> if you watched the video that matt left we can proceed to the next step!
63. isbnbook >> Your dog has stolen your chocolates and I think he is dead.
Matadorx, hubby just left yours and wanted me to make sure I ask someone to pass you the butter! I personally thought getting a lap dance from granny is priceless. That aside, I think you might be slightly twisted.
This one would have made for an interesting continuation...
tbrinkley|I scampered and scurried across the wood floor. Looked under the bed and saw a steel door.
tbrinkley|I scampered and scurried across the wood floor. Looked under the bed and saw a steel door.
And this one was so clever odium submitted it three times!
Odium|I'm laying in wait to chop off your head!
I have to wonder where the story would have gone from there!
Odium|I'm laying in wait to chop off your head!
I have to wonder where the story would have gone from there!
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