Riddles you say?! MMmmm will have to get my sons to help me with riddles, lol. Or I could just get a bottle of jack and see if that will help me with the riddling. Haven't had any wiskey in a couple years, it may be time for some a that.
It should be fun. Of course it is possible that someone knows it and gets it really quickly, but it can't be googled, I made for sure of that! And if someone does already know it or they figure it out quickly there is a second chance with the random posts!
riddle, i thought you were writing a story
We already wrote a story where have you been! LOL
This morning I woke up feeling good. It was Valentines Day so I should!
My card was selected, signed and sealed, I had pretty flowers picked from the field.
But when I rolled over to give my love a kiss, The only sound I could muster was a hiss.
There was nothing beside me but an empty bed, Save a note on the pillow that said...
I'm over here, dear, look under the bed.
Thought I heard your hubby at the door, so jumped outta bed and hit the floor
Did I know you were married? I don't think I did .......
But I had to do something, so into the closet I skid.
I made it in time,my heart all aflutter. Now what did I do with matadorx's butter?
I peeked
through the crack and to my dismay, your husband was snacking on matadorx's parkay!
Hands off my butter!" I said while holding a knife, I use that to do unspeakable things to your wife
It came as a shock, me there in the buff. "You can have her!" he said. "I've had enough!"
Knowing full well that this was a prank. I presented my love with a PHINIAC
tank! With Joy in her eyes she said with surprise! I love you, I do, I have one for you too!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!