Phiniac Pyrex Tank Valentines Contest!
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1. willowize >> It has to be here amongst all this clutter. Then all of a sudden I heard someone stutter "c..c...come out my d..dear there's n.n..nothing to f..fear, it's j..just m.my cousin b.b.bringing the b.beer"!
2. pchela >> It was in my pocket; that's where I keep my food, but I noticed with dismay that I was nude.
3. pchela >> I peeked through the crack and to my dismay, your husband was snacking on matadorx's parkay!
4. pchela >> The location of the butter lost all importance when your husband found me; it was time for vengeance.
5. reddhot54 >> im stuck in here like a caged martin next thing you know my face will be on the side of a milk carton
6. willowize >> I peek thru the door to see who is here....ah shucks, it's just Redhot and Blu with some beer.
7. kelleymcm >> Oh NO I can see it through the crack in the door, just sitting there indecently in the middle of the floor .
8. reddhot54 >> now look at the jam im in all on account of you lousy men
9. kelleymcm >> Oh NO ! I can see "it" thru the crack in the door, It's under the bed & I had to have more
10. MiXoLoGiSt >> I must have left it under the bed with all that clutter
11. MiXoLoGiSt >> I'm not sure where i left it. Where could it be?
12. MiXoLoGiSt >> I need to find it before he develops a stutter!
13. tiburonfirst >> I knew I had it just a second ago, where did it get to? oh my, oh no!
14. Hummingbird >> The butter away. All set for my day. In the kitchen I see, someone steeped me some tea!
15. Krispers >> While sittting in the closet wondering about the butter, There was a comotion by the door so I tried to peer under
16. Krispers >> Trying to stand up with no light to see, my feet answered the question of what happened to the butter. Why I didnt break my neck is a complete wonder.
17. matadorx >> Red stole the butter, just as she planned, she ran to the closet, to give me a hand
18. matadorx >> I dont need butter, my wiener's not stuck, that line didn't get picked, now your $#!% out of luck
19. matadorx >> "This happens every Valentines day" I started to mutter, alone in the dark, just me and my butter
20. Paislia >> Make room for me! get back there, scoot over! I never noticed this space was as small as a Mars rover!
21. Paislia >> Nevermind now, forget all of that; the main question is, did you step on the cat?
22. Paislia >> Oh this is just great, I managed to mutter; Hey don't sit down THERE, that's hubby's best putter!!
23. klynn >> I'm wonderin why I thought I loved you. Butter is better ... mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ...
24. Nordoe >> Was it in the pocket of my pants which lay out of sight?
25. isbnbook >> I sat down in the closet and sucked on the butter, praying to god that these were not the last sounds I would utter.
26. Hummingbird >> The butter so slippery and so good! I continued my search as I know I should.
27. isbnbook >> I put the butter in your shoes and prayed for booze.
28. isbnbook >> I sat there for hours even days it seems, when all of a sudden, the door swung open and you gave a scream.
29. klynn >> I'm not leaving it here for the others to sample. Not after last night when my heart you did trample.
30. klynn >> Valentine's Day ... you've made it a joke. I'll find a true love. A pure heart like no utter (I said with a stutter).
31. willowize >> A fog rolled in and I begin to wonder if I’m about to be torn asunder. I peek out the door and what do I see, but all my neighbors starring at me.
32. reddhot54 >> i knew this plan was going south when i felt ripples foot in my mouth
33. Odium >> sitting in dark desolation, my heart begin to panic, contemplating madness, a soul sinks towards the empty depths of sadness.
34. maddogg >> as i peeked thru the keyhole i sat there and stared as matt ran that butter thru mooreas hair
35. maddogg >> i thought this affair would be simple ,my life was in a such a rut, but i would have had more fun popin a pimple off ripples ....
36. Sdkelly85 >>
37. Sdkelly85 >> I look out the closets and what do I see..... my pile clothes sitting next to the TV
38. Sdkelly85 >> From inside the closet I hear Laurens voice what does she say..... I'm very tired I had a long day
39. skydragon >> OMG..........I need my mudder.
40. skydragon >> While in the closet a feeling came over me. No, no, no........I have to Pe*
41. karen171 >> It will be so hard to find in all this clutter, maybe your hubby used it to shine up his putter
42. skydragon >> She smiles and beckons and he complys. Oh what a sight! I'm blind, I'm blind!
43. karen171 >> I snuck down to the kitchen I had not a care, taking my phiniac tank with me, maybe I'll put some in there
44. karen171 >> I climbed up to the attic, looked in an old trunk, there was your father, he'd been on a drunk
45. Hummingbird >> The butter, I thought, in the frig it goes. But where is my love? Who , oh who, knows?
46. maddogg >> as i peeked out the door i knew id been had there she was rubbin butter on ripple my dear old DAD!
47. Odium >> Then a "tap tap tap" I heard from behind me, before the door swung open
48. Odium >> Sitting in dark desolation, my heart begins to panic! Contemplating madness, as my soul sink into sadness...
49. tbrinkley >> I peeked put through the slats and what should I spy, on the nightstand it sat like a big fat red eye.
50. Foggy >> I first hear your giggle and then a lock click, "I've caught one!" you brag as I start to feel sick.
51. Foggy >> A knob in my back, it opens a door! I'm falling in darkness, it seems through the floor!
52. tbrinkley >> The bed? Underneath? The fridge in the kitchen? If food could talk that butter'd be snitching.
53. Foggy >> Into the bedroom with glitz and glam, it's Cupid to deliver a singing telegram!
54. tbrinkley >> I scratched my head and let out a sigh, climbed out of the closet to kiss my fanny good bye.
55. thehangdude >> 'Cause butter vapes are all the rave, And matadorx's butter is my fave.
56. thehangdude >> I looked around, best I was able, And seen it on the bedside table.
57. thehangdude >> Some one said, "Excuse me." I almost lost it. I'm not alone inside this closet!
58. ManuDawg >> Now darling I've a question that I must ask but first let me take a gulp out of my flask.
59. ManuDawg >> I had no idea that you were such a hoochie, but I really don't care come give me a smoochie.
60. MrsCasey >> I needed that butter for my heart shaped pancakes, have you seen it, it was Land O' Lakes.
61. MrsCasey >> Oops it looks like I smear it all over you shoes, now your pradas are ruined boo hoo boo hoo.
2. pchela >> It was in my pocket; that's where I keep my food, but I noticed with dismay that I was nude.
3. pchela >> I peeked through the crack and to my dismay, your husband was snacking on matadorx's parkay!
4. pchela >> The location of the butter lost all importance when your husband found me; it was time for vengeance.
5. reddhot54 >> im stuck in here like a caged martin next thing you know my face will be on the side of a milk carton
6. willowize >> I peek thru the door to see who is here....ah shucks, it's just Redhot and Blu with some beer.
7. kelleymcm >> Oh NO I can see it through the crack in the door, just sitting there indecently in the middle of the floor .
8. reddhot54 >> now look at the jam im in all on account of you lousy men
9. kelleymcm >> Oh NO ! I can see "it" thru the crack in the door, It's under the bed & I had to have more
10. MiXoLoGiSt >> I must have left it under the bed with all that clutter
11. MiXoLoGiSt >> I'm not sure where i left it. Where could it be?
12. MiXoLoGiSt >> I need to find it before he develops a stutter!
13. tiburonfirst >> I knew I had it just a second ago, where did it get to? oh my, oh no!
14. Hummingbird >> The butter away. All set for my day. In the kitchen I see, someone steeped me some tea!
15. Krispers >> While sittting in the closet wondering about the butter, There was a comotion by the door so I tried to peer under
16. Krispers >> Trying to stand up with no light to see, my feet answered the question of what happened to the butter. Why I didnt break my neck is a complete wonder.
17. matadorx >> Red stole the butter, just as she planned, she ran to the closet, to give me a hand
18. matadorx >> I dont need butter, my wiener's not stuck, that line didn't get picked, now your $#!% out of luck
19. matadorx >> "This happens every Valentines day" I started to mutter, alone in the dark, just me and my butter
20. Paislia >> Make room for me! get back there, scoot over! I never noticed this space was as small as a Mars rover!
21. Paislia >> Nevermind now, forget all of that; the main question is, did you step on the cat?
22. Paislia >> Oh this is just great, I managed to mutter; Hey don't sit down THERE, that's hubby's best putter!!
23. klynn >> I'm wonderin why I thought I loved you. Butter is better ... mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter ...
24. Nordoe >> Was it in the pocket of my pants which lay out of sight?
25. isbnbook >> I sat down in the closet and sucked on the butter, praying to god that these were not the last sounds I would utter.
26. Hummingbird >> The butter so slippery and so good! I continued my search as I know I should.
27. isbnbook >> I put the butter in your shoes and prayed for booze.
28. isbnbook >> I sat there for hours even days it seems, when all of a sudden, the door swung open and you gave a scream.
29. klynn >> I'm not leaving it here for the others to sample. Not after last night when my heart you did trample.
30. klynn >> Valentine's Day ... you've made it a joke. I'll find a true love. A pure heart like no utter (I said with a stutter).
31. willowize >> A fog rolled in and I begin to wonder if I’m about to be torn asunder. I peek out the door and what do I see, but all my neighbors starring at me.
32. reddhot54 >> i knew this plan was going south when i felt ripples foot in my mouth
33. Odium >> sitting in dark desolation, my heart begin to panic, contemplating madness, a soul sinks towards the empty depths of sadness.
34. maddogg >> as i peeked thru the keyhole i sat there and stared as matt ran that butter thru mooreas hair
35. maddogg >> i thought this affair would be simple ,my life was in a such a rut, but i would have had more fun popin a pimple off ripples ....
36. Sdkelly85 >>
37. Sdkelly85 >> I look out the closets and what do I see..... my pile clothes sitting next to the TV
38. Sdkelly85 >> From inside the closet I hear Laurens voice what does she say..... I'm very tired I had a long day
39. skydragon >> OMG..........I need my mudder.
40. skydragon >> While in the closet a feeling came over me. No, no, no........I have to Pe*
41. karen171 >> It will be so hard to find in all this clutter, maybe your hubby used it to shine up his putter
42. skydragon >> She smiles and beckons and he complys. Oh what a sight! I'm blind, I'm blind!
43. karen171 >> I snuck down to the kitchen I had not a care, taking my phiniac tank with me, maybe I'll put some in there
44. karen171 >> I climbed up to the attic, looked in an old trunk, there was your father, he'd been on a drunk
45. Hummingbird >> The butter, I thought, in the frig it goes. But where is my love? Who , oh who, knows?
46. maddogg >> as i peeked out the door i knew id been had there she was rubbin butter on ripple my dear old DAD!
47. Odium >> Then a "tap tap tap" I heard from behind me, before the door swung open
48. Odium >> Sitting in dark desolation, my heart begins to panic! Contemplating madness, as my soul sink into sadness...
49. tbrinkley >> I peeked put through the slats and what should I spy, on the nightstand it sat like a big fat red eye.
50. Foggy >> I first hear your giggle and then a lock click, "I've caught one!" you brag as I start to feel sick.
51. Foggy >> A knob in my back, it opens a door! I'm falling in darkness, it seems through the floor!
52. tbrinkley >> The bed? Underneath? The fridge in the kitchen? If food could talk that butter'd be snitching.
53. Foggy >> Into the bedroom with glitz and glam, it's Cupid to deliver a singing telegram!
54. tbrinkley >> I scratched my head and let out a sigh, climbed out of the closet to kiss my fanny good bye.
55. thehangdude >> 'Cause butter vapes are all the rave, And matadorx's butter is my fave.
56. thehangdude >> I looked around, best I was able, And seen it on the bedside table.
57. thehangdude >> Some one said, "Excuse me." I almost lost it. I'm not alone inside this closet!
58. ManuDawg >> Now darling I've a question that I must ask but first let me take a gulp out of my flask.
59. ManuDawg >> I had no idea that you were such a hoochie, but I really don't care come give me a smoochie.
60. MrsCasey >> I needed that butter for my heart shaped pancakes, have you seen it, it was Land O' Lakes.
61. MrsCasey >> Oops it looks like I smear it all over you shoes, now your pradas are ruined boo hoo boo hoo.
The next is.....
3. pchela >> I peeked through the crack and to my dismay, your husband was snacking on matadorx's parkay!
3. pchela >> I peeked through the crack and to my dismay, your husband was snacking on matadorx's parkay!
Form is open again, sorry this took so long this evening, my internet is working like matadorx poo hat this evening (and the few glasses of wine with dinner probably didn't help)
Here is are story so far!
This morning I woke up feeling good. It was Valentines Day so I should!
My card was selected, signed and sealed, I had pretty flowers picked from the field.
But when I rolled over to give my love a kiss, The only sound I could muster was a hiss.
There was nothing beside me but an empty bed, Save a note on the pillow that said...
I'm over here, dear, look under the bed.
Thought I heard your hubby at the door, so jumped outta bed and hit the floor
Did I know you were married? I don't think I did .......
But I had to do something, so into the closet I skid.
I made it in time,my heart all aflutter. Now what did I do with matadorx's butter?
I peeked through the crack and to my dismay, your husband was snacking on matadorx's parkay!
Here is are story so far!
This morning I woke up feeling good. It was Valentines Day so I should!
My card was selected, signed and sealed, I had pretty flowers picked from the field.
But when I rolled over to give my love a kiss, The only sound I could muster was a hiss.
There was nothing beside me but an empty bed, Save a note on the pillow that said...
I'm over here, dear, look under the bed.
Thought I heard your hubby at the door, so jumped outta bed and hit the floor
Did I know you were married? I don't think I did .......
But I had to do something, so into the closet I skid.
I made it in time,my heart all aflutter. Now what did I do with matadorx's butter?
I peeked through the crack and to my dismay, your husband was snacking on matadorx's parkay!
Congrats Pchela!!!
Now you have to save matadorx from his butter.
matadorx >> "This happens every Valentines day" I started to mutter, alone in the dark, just me and my butter
Now you have to save matadorx from his butter.
matadorx >> "This happens every Valentines day" I started to mutter, alone in the dark, just me and my butter
55. thehangdude >> 'Cause butter vapes are all the rave, And matadorx's butter is my fave.
Thats cuz it tasts like wiener
I'm off to bed, i feel like crap.. dam flu
Sorry your not feeling well, sleep well.
I don't know if matadorx would have gone so easy on you guys had a line provided him such an easy opening!
These were my favs tonight.
willowize >> I peek thru the door to see who is here....ah shucks, it's just Redhot and Blu with some beer.
matadorx >> I dont need butter, my wiener's not stuck, that line didn't get picked, now your $#!% out of luck
matadorx >> "This happens every Valentines day" I started to mutter, alone in the dark, just me and my butter
Paislia >> Nevermind now, forget all of that; the main question is, did you step on the cat?
Paislia >> Oh this is just great, I managed to mutter; Hey don't sit down THERE, that's hubby's best putter!!
32. reddhot54 >> i knew this plan was going south when i felt ripples foot in my mouth
maddogg >> as i peeked thru the keyhole i sat there and stared as matt ran that butter thru mooreas hair
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