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moorea

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Bizarre, whats bizarre, doesn't everybody celebrate valentines like this:

This morning I woke up feeling good. It was Valentines Day so I should!
My card was selected, signed and sealed, I had pretty flowers picked from the field.
But when I rolled over to give my love a kiss, The only sound I could muster was a hiss.
There was nothing beside me but an empty bed, Save a note on the pillow that said...
I'm over here, dear, look under the bed.
Thought I heard your hubby at the door, so jumped outta bed and hit the floor
Did I know you were married? I don't think I did .......
But I had to do something, so into the closet I skid.
I made it in time,my heart all aflutter.
Now what did I do with matadorx's butter?
I peeked through the crack and to my dismay, your husband was snacking on matadorx's parkay!
 

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Evening all ....

The next line doesn't have to rhyme with Parkay, since Parkey rhymed with dismay ..... that last line could actually be cut in 2. So think up whatever you want! LOL

Does that help?

I realized that... we were trying to rhyme with distracted after I realized it!
 
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