1. tbrinkley >> "This is good," he said. "Too bad it's so gooey." The luggage I sat on crashed. I came tumbling out. "What now!? Oh phooey!"
2. tbrinkley >> Crunch! Munch! His lips chomped and they smacked til his belly was full from the food that he'd snacked.
3. reddhot54 >> were all gonna look back at this one day and remember this crazy ride in the hay
4. reddhot54 >> i've had my fill of this valentines crap you go ahead and have fun while i take me a nap
5. maddogg >> i slid out the door on my back down the thru the hall just a ways til i finally saw the light of day
6. maddogg >> now matts had his fun we all must agree but i think its time she chooses, its him or its me!
7. MiXoLoGiSt >> With windows wide open, putting it on display!
8. MiXoLoGiSt >> Going to town like it was his Birthday!
9. MiXoLoGiSt >> Now might be the perfect time for me to sneak away!
10. maddogg >> i hear that sweet voice say the coast is clear but as i grab for clothes i felt a foot go up my rear
11. ManuDawg >> And in stormed MatX and I heard him mutter, I pity the poor fool who took my butter!
12. MrsCasey >> Then the telephone rang and he dashed out the door, so back under the bed, back onto the floor.
13. MrsCasey >> Then suddenly his tummy he started to rub and he said, "why did I eat the whole darn tub"?
14. starlight682 >> I looked left, i looked right, there must be a way to get out of this place. I pulled back the clothes and what did i find but a little trap door, this will do just fine
15. starlight682 >> Great he's distract now is my chance, i didn't think twice i just made a mad dash !!!!!!!
16. starlight682 >> He dosen't have his gun, i think this is my chance, what are the odds he'll catch my fast naked .........
17. Dandafixr >> I couldn't have that what could I do, open the doors through the closet I flew
18. karen171 >> So I picked up some bread and a knife from the clutter saying, hey dude you better gimme some a that butter
19. karen171 >> He was growling and snarling causing a terrifying scare so I squealed like a pig, and said no, don't you dare!
20. karen171 >> It seems we are doomed, no roll in the hay, so I grabbed up my Sneaky Pete and started to vape
21. Nordoe >> It had looked so good that I wished I had some
22. tiburonfirst >> The nerve of that man I can't believe! stealing my butter, he's worse than a thief!
23. Paislia >> Then hubby ran off with Mr. Matt, and I am left here with just the cat.
24. Paislia >> And then I heard music, from down the hall. Was that the theme from La Cage au Faux??
25. Paislia >> Sooo this has become my Valentine's Day. My 2 guys and some butter, what the hell, let's play!!
26. reddhot54 >> i slid out the door while they were under the bar, then grabbed my clothes and headed for my car
27. Hummingbird >> I'ts Valentine's Day I said sweet as a dove. I'ts you, only you, that I truly love.
28. klynn >> It's parkay, not butter. I still have a chance. If I had any room, I would get up and dance...
29. klynn >> It's parkay, not butter, all is not lost. Gotta find the butter, no matter the cost.
30. klynn >> I was ready to battle til it hit me upside the head ... that's parkay, not butter. His face will be red ...
31. vicsan >> All I could do to pass the time, was admire your shoes and OH! how sublime!
32. willowize >> Not hearing a sound, they must be asleep. Sneak out the door and down the hall I creep. Going out the front door, phew!...no squeaky hinges, that'll teach me...no more beer binges!
33. willowize >> This is par for the course what can I say. The “Day in the Life on Valentine’s Day”.
34. willowize >> I sneak out of that closet, quite as a mouse. I must get away and out of this house.
35. Krispers >> When he stood up, the tub fell to the floor. I was started as the tub rolled to the door.
36. Dandafixr >> what else was he after? It was Moorea's crackers!
37. Dandafixr >> he'd regret that later, when the toilet he would favor
38. pystal >>
39. pystal >> does it taste like weiners i want to know, so i came out of the closet and said lets have a go
40. matadorx >> "Hands off my butter!" I said while holding a knife, I use that to do unspeakable things to your wife.
41. pystal >> can i lick your fingers, just a tiny bit, or just maybe your pinky, please just unzip
42. matadorx >> I woke up and screamed, as I jumped from my bed, It was all a dream, this was all in my head
43. matadorx >> I jumped from the closet, to take back my butter, and she talked me into a 3-way with her and her mother
44. thehangdude >> Then beside me I heard a moan. Inside this closet I am not alone!
45. thehangdude >> I hope I'm not stuck in this closet for long. I have no PV, only a thong.
46. thehangdude >> No bread and no crackers. Just eating plain butter. Just thinking of it is making me shutter.
47. TJVJR >> Thinking to myself I must be crazy , I must get out of here I'm off and away!
48. skydragon >> I will say, it wasn't parkay I had in mind when I jumped in bed with you.
49. skydragon >> C'mon honey, put it on. You look so sexy with just a lei.
50. skydragon >> All I wanted was a romp in the hay!!!!
51. Foggy >> A tap on the shoulder, "Wake up you big bear!" "Thank God!" I reply. "It was just a nightmare!"
52. Foggy >> A tap on the shoulder, "Wake up you big bear!" "Thank God!" I reply. "It was just a nightmare!"
53. Foggy >> A tap on the shoulder, "Wake up you big bear!" "Thank God!" I reply. "It was just a nightmare!"
54. Hummingbird >> All Mat's butter put away. Now can we please continue to play
55. Hummingbird >> I't s Valentines Day you know. Here's your gift beautifully wrapped with a bow!
56. isbnbook >> I slouched back down and started to weep. My heart was broken and soon I again fell into sleep.
57. isbnbook >> Monents later, the the police charged in and shot him in the face and I suddenly screamed, "I want out of this place!"
58. isbnbook >> Soon you awoke and thought it was a joke. And then suggested we have a threesome.
59. Odium >> So in the closet we got busy while he was distracted, we went on that way until I realized my wisdom tooth was imapcted!
60. Odium >> So in the closet we got busy while he was distracted, we went on that way until I realized my junk had gone flaccid!
61. Odium >> So in the closet we got busy while he was distracted, working it like medalist from the Olympics in lake placid!
62. Psyche >> The vision before me caused me to panic so I pulled down the ladder, and climbed to the attic.
63. Psyche >> Roses are red, violets are blue, next Valentine's Day I won't be with you,
64. Sdkelly85 >> I look to the left an what did I see, my cellphone on the counter oh how could this be.
65. Krispers >> When he stood up, the tub fell to the floor. I was started as the tub rolled to the door.
2. tbrinkley >> Crunch! Munch! His lips chomped and they smacked til his belly was full from the food that he'd snacked.
3. reddhot54 >> were all gonna look back at this one day and remember this crazy ride in the hay
4. reddhot54 >> i've had my fill of this valentines crap you go ahead and have fun while i take me a nap
5. maddogg >> i slid out the door on my back down the thru the hall just a ways til i finally saw the light of day
6. maddogg >> now matts had his fun we all must agree but i think its time she chooses, its him or its me!
7. MiXoLoGiSt >> With windows wide open, putting it on display!
8. MiXoLoGiSt >> Going to town like it was his Birthday!
9. MiXoLoGiSt >> Now might be the perfect time for me to sneak away!
10. maddogg >> i hear that sweet voice say the coast is clear but as i grab for clothes i felt a foot go up my rear
11. ManuDawg >> And in stormed MatX and I heard him mutter, I pity the poor fool who took my butter!
12. MrsCasey >> Then the telephone rang and he dashed out the door, so back under the bed, back onto the floor.
13. MrsCasey >> Then suddenly his tummy he started to rub and he said, "why did I eat the whole darn tub"?
14. starlight682 >> I looked left, i looked right, there must be a way to get out of this place. I pulled back the clothes and what did i find but a little trap door, this will do just fine
15. starlight682 >> Great he's distract now is my chance, i didn't think twice i just made a mad dash !!!!!!!
16. starlight682 >> He dosen't have his gun, i think this is my chance, what are the odds he'll catch my fast naked .........
17. Dandafixr >> I couldn't have that what could I do, open the doors through the closet I flew
18. karen171 >> So I picked up some bread and a knife from the clutter saying, hey dude you better gimme some a that butter
19. karen171 >> He was growling and snarling causing a terrifying scare so I squealed like a pig, and said no, don't you dare!
20. karen171 >> It seems we are doomed, no roll in the hay, so I grabbed up my Sneaky Pete and started to vape
21. Nordoe >> It had looked so good that I wished I had some
22. tiburonfirst >> The nerve of that man I can't believe! stealing my butter, he's worse than a thief!
23. Paislia >> Then hubby ran off with Mr. Matt, and I am left here with just the cat.
24. Paislia >> And then I heard music, from down the hall. Was that the theme from La Cage au Faux??
25. Paislia >> Sooo this has become my Valentine's Day. My 2 guys and some butter, what the hell, let's play!!
26. reddhot54 >> i slid out the door while they were under the bar, then grabbed my clothes and headed for my car
27. Hummingbird >> I'ts Valentine's Day I said sweet as a dove. I'ts you, only you, that I truly love.
28. klynn >> It's parkay, not butter. I still have a chance. If I had any room, I would get up and dance...
29. klynn >> It's parkay, not butter, all is not lost. Gotta find the butter, no matter the cost.
30. klynn >> I was ready to battle til it hit me upside the head ... that's parkay, not butter. His face will be red ...
31. vicsan >> All I could do to pass the time, was admire your shoes and OH! how sublime!
32. willowize >> Not hearing a sound, they must be asleep. Sneak out the door and down the hall I creep. Going out the front door, phew!...no squeaky hinges, that'll teach me...no more beer binges!
33. willowize >> This is par for the course what can I say. The “Day in the Life on Valentine’s Day”.
34. willowize >> I sneak out of that closet, quite as a mouse. I must get away and out of this house.
35. Krispers >> When he stood up, the tub fell to the floor. I was started as the tub rolled to the door.
36. Dandafixr >> what else was he after? It was Moorea's crackers!
37. Dandafixr >> he'd regret that later, when the toilet he would favor
38. pystal >>
39. pystal >> does it taste like weiners i want to know, so i came out of the closet and said lets have a go
40. matadorx >> "Hands off my butter!" I said while holding a knife, I use that to do unspeakable things to your wife.
41. pystal >> can i lick your fingers, just a tiny bit, or just maybe your pinky, please just unzip
42. matadorx >> I woke up and screamed, as I jumped from my bed, It was all a dream, this was all in my head
43. matadorx >> I jumped from the closet, to take back my butter, and she talked me into a 3-way with her and her mother
44. thehangdude >> Then beside me I heard a moan. Inside this closet I am not alone!
45. thehangdude >> I hope I'm not stuck in this closet for long. I have no PV, only a thong.
46. thehangdude >> No bread and no crackers. Just eating plain butter. Just thinking of it is making me shutter.
47. TJVJR >> Thinking to myself I must be crazy , I must get out of here I'm off and away!
48. skydragon >> I will say, it wasn't parkay I had in mind when I jumped in bed with you.
49. skydragon >> C'mon honey, put it on. You look so sexy with just a lei.
50. skydragon >> All I wanted was a romp in the hay!!!!
51. Foggy >> A tap on the shoulder, "Wake up you big bear!" "Thank God!" I reply. "It was just a nightmare!"
52. Foggy >> A tap on the shoulder, "Wake up you big bear!" "Thank God!" I reply. "It was just a nightmare!"
53. Foggy >> A tap on the shoulder, "Wake up you big bear!" "Thank God!" I reply. "It was just a nightmare!"
54. Hummingbird >> All Mat's butter put away. Now can we please continue to play
55. Hummingbird >> I't s Valentines Day you know. Here's your gift beautifully wrapped with a bow!
56. isbnbook >> I slouched back down and started to weep. My heart was broken and soon I again fell into sleep.
57. isbnbook >> Monents later, the the police charged in and shot him in the face and I suddenly screamed, "I want out of this place!"
58. isbnbook >> Soon you awoke and thought it was a joke. And then suggested we have a threesome.
59. Odium >> So in the closet we got busy while he was distracted, we went on that way until I realized my wisdom tooth was imapcted!
60. Odium >> So in the closet we got busy while he was distracted, we went on that way until I realized my junk had gone flaccid!
61. Odium >> So in the closet we got busy while he was distracted, working it like medalist from the Olympics in lake placid!
62. Psyche >> The vision before me caused me to panic so I pulled down the ladder, and climbed to the attic.
63. Psyche >> Roses are red, violets are blue, next Valentine's Day I won't be with you,
64. Sdkelly85 >> I look to the left an what did I see, my cellphone on the counter oh how could this be.
65. Krispers >> When he stood up, the tub fell to the floor. I was started as the tub rolled to the door.
