Phiniac Pyrex Tank Valentines Contest!

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matador

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And the final to be in the drawing is:

33. Hummingbird >> Knowing full well that this was a prank. I presented my love with a PHINIAC tank! With Joy in her eyes she said with surprise! I love you, I do, I have one for you too! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfect ending! :D Awesome line!
 

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So our story ends as follows:

This morning I woke up feeling good. It was Valentines Day so I should!
My card was selected, signed and sealed, I had pretty flowers picked from the field.
But when I rolled over to give my love a kiss, The only sound I could muster was a hiss.
There was nothing beside me but an empty bed, Save a note on the pillow that said...
I'm over here, dear, look under the bed.
Thought I heard your hubby at the door, so jumped outta bed and hit the floor
Did I know you were married? I don't think I did .......
But I had to do something, so into the closet I skid.
I made it in time,my heart all aflutter. Now what did I do with matadorx's butter?
I peeked through the crack and to my dismay, your husband was snacking on matadorx's parkay!
Hands off my butter!" I said while holding a knife, I use that to do unspeakable things to your wife
It came as a shock, me there in the buff. "You can have her!" he said. "I've had enough!"
Knowing full well that this was a prank. I presented my love with a PHINIAC tank! With Joy in her eyes she said with surprise! I love you, I do, I have one for you too!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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