PIF Secrets!

[bobsyeruncle]

lilith79 is in fact, the original Lilith.

 

[rainkeltoia]

bob is in the witness protection program, hence the facelift in his avatar.

 

[lilith79]

rain taught Shakira how to dance.

 

[beebopnjazz]

lilith pretends she's a hummingbird - unfortunately she chases all the hummingbirds away from the nectar feeder as she's much larger than them - when she flaps her wings she creates quite a wind tunnel.

 

[Seabrook]

Jazzy has has special privileges at her local fire dept. - they let her practice her pole dancing on their training poles equipment.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Seabrook has a whole collection of fishnet stockings - every color you can imagine. Unfortunately they scare the fish away as they are too brightly colored.

 

[bobsyeruncle]

beebopnjazz is still trying to get her fishnet stockings (now sopping wet) back from Seabrook.

 

[Seabrook]

bobsyeruncle was the centerfold pin-up hunk in this month's issue of Playgirl - really, I'm sitting here looking at it right now. Woot, hubbabubba!!

 

[lilith79]

Seabrook once did a stint working for a 1-900 number when she was younger. No hatin, it paid the bills!

 

[MagnusEunson]

Lilith once shoplifted a pound of boiled peanuts so she could feed her pet llama. -Magnus

 

[lilith79]

Magnus throws wild parties in his TARDIS.

 

[loxmythe]

Lilith jumped out of the cake at Magnus' last party

 

[bobsyeruncle]

Loxmythe drives a Smart Car.

 

[MagnusEunson]

Bobsyeruncle is the smarts behind David Hasselhoff's car.

 

[loxmythe]

Magnus is an avid hunter but only shoots what he eats - after being invited to shoot skeet he spent all night googling recipes for them

 

[beebopnjazz]

Lox's favorite TV show is re-runs of "My Mother the Car".

 

[loxmythe]

Jazz likes to vape naked

 

[MagnusEunson]

Loxmythe will be appearing in court in relation to his assertion about Jazz in sixty to ninety days.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Magnus has apparently never vaped naked (nic).

 

[loxmythe]

Jazz loves it when I hold her bowling ball when we go bowling.