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Two business men fly off to a wilderness lodge for a fishing trip. When they get there they learn there was a fire and all the boats were damaged.
The one business man says, "I've been waiting all year for this! I'm not going to let this setback ruin my fishing!"
"What can we do?" asks the other.
"I'm going to call my secretary and have her send up two punts and a canoe. She's a bit ditzy, but she good at stuff like this. What's the use of working all year to make money if you can't throw some around now and then!"
So he calls his secretary and they go back to the lodge to wait.
A few hours later he receives a call from his secretary, who says, "Well the girls are on their way; but what the heck is a 'panoe'?"
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The one business man says, "I've been waiting all year for this! I'm not going to let this setback ruin my fishing!"
"What can we do?" asks the other.
"I'm going to call my secretary and have her send up two punts and a canoe. She's a bit ditzy, but she good at stuff like this. What's the use of working all year to make money if you can't throw some around now and then!"
So he calls his secretary and they go back to the lodge to wait.
A few hours later he receives a call from his secretary, who says, "Well the girls are on their way; but what the heck is a 'panoe'?"
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Effective February 1st, the California Highway Patrol and the California
Department of Fish and Game will be merged to form the new California
Department of Fish and CHiPs.
Department of Fish and Game will be merged to form the new California
Department of Fish and CHiPs.
Thanks folks for all the pictures - some really fantastic scenes and the fins on some of 'em ain't bad either.
I'm here, but ECF is painfully slow and getting a lot of this:
I'm here, but ECF is painfully slow and getting a lot of this:
It's working ok for me at the moment.
Hi Mike and congratulations.
24 minutes to go.
Hi Mike and congratulations.
24 minutes to go.
One more before I go get supper and CONGRATS MIKE!
A Fishermans Philosophy
A sure way to get a bite on a slow day is:
Talk about changing spots
Prepare another rod while one is out
Lay your rod down unsecured
Go for a sandwich
Start to pull the boat anchor
Use the worst fly you own
Crack open your first beer
Crack open your last beer
Take notice of the chick on a passing boat, bank or beach
Watch others fishing
Start reeling in your lines at going home time
Give your fishing rod to a female companion or child to hold
When your landing net is out of reach
When you have cast your line over an obstruction
When you line has drifted into impossible weeds
When you turn to look at the sunrise or sunset
Decide that you need to take a leak
A Fishermans Philosophy
A sure way to get a bite on a slow day is:
Talk about changing spots
Prepare another rod while one is out
Lay your rod down unsecured
Go for a sandwich
Start to pull the boat anchor
Use the worst fly you own
Crack open your first beer
Crack open your last beer
Take notice of the chick on a passing boat, bank or beach
Watch others fishing
Start reeling in your lines at going home time
Give your fishing rod to a female companion or child to hold
When your landing net is out of reach
When you have cast your line over an obstruction
When you line has drifted into impossible weeds
When you turn to look at the sunrise or sunset
Decide that you need to take a leak
It's working ok for me at the moment.
Hi Mike and congratulations.
Hello Jerry - I'm hanging in I hope ECF hangs in.
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