another joke for you. I hope you succeed in the translation:
the gap is on the verge of a huge tree. branch of the tree sits an eagle. Sometimes he takes off into the depths. down before crashing the outstretched wings and fly up into the sky.
sees this is a fox. I like him, there goes the eagle and asked: - What are you doing?
the eagle answered: relax
I can relax with you?
of course!
made later on the branch
jump to the eagle, then the fox. when it is half way to the Eagle asks:
You are the foxes? you can fly?
I do not.
relaxed, ....ing very relaxed!