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Rolling with the Po Po 
rofl - sounds like a great time. And you must be quite the playa El Dee!
In my much younger carefree days I was actually tackled by a lady cop. I'm 6ft 220lb she was 5'4" 120ish - she ran at me, I got hit with the billy club in the back with a 2 handed grip and she road me down to the ground. Alas, she had no interest in me s-e-x-u-a-l-l-y ... and she spilled my beer!
rofl - sounds like a great time. And you must be quite the playa El Dee! In my much younger carefree days I was actually tackled by a lady cop. I'm 6ft 220lb she was 5'4" 120ish - she ran at me, I got hit with the billy club in the back with a 2 handed grip and she road me down to the ground.
Alas, she had no interest in me s-e-x-u-a-l-l-y ... and she spilled my beer! 
Rolling with the Po Po
In my much younger carefree days I was actually tackled by a lady cop. I'm 6ft 220lb she was 5'4" 120ish - she ran at me, I got hit with the billy club in the back with a 2 handed grip and she road me down to the ground.
Now that .... is FUNNY!
No need. We hear what you're thinking: men are pigs, but they're so useful for taking out the garbage.
Well yeah, men are pigs LOL. But I was thinking this was a testosterone conversation that the girls weren't invited to. Altho it might amuse you that when I was in my 20's I seriously considered the Police Academy and becoming a po po
There have been 52 confirmed tornados touchdown in my area today...Google WRAL {Raleigh}..My local Lowes was flattened along with many other businesses and many, many homes...I along with my family are fine tonight...No property damage known at this time...Many are not so lucky....
Beign approached by a single and ready too mingle PO PO.....well...ahhh....dang....Let's just say that's not the usual kind of attention I get from PO POs....She called me down and accused me of having wacky teabacky in my PV...Then after proving her wrong she dismissed it saying she knew what it was.....Really now....If I had any my underwear would have been in a wad....Let me lay it out as I see it....Laws....I refer too them as guidelines...I'm here for a good time and in the days of my youth it was a real good time...I don't personally believe that anyone should be able too tell me how I must live my life...As long as I'm not effecting others what I do and what I put into my body are my own dang business...Some laws are good and some IMO are total BS...I do what I want, when and where I want...Mind you I'm not stupid about it but illegal or not really I don't care....Will it matter in 50 years....Now that girl was better than average in the looks department...She put me on the defensive....Ladies and Gentlemen I'm an Outlaw pure and simple. No way could I ever wrap my head around the fact of her being a cop...Thrill killer I'm telling you...Opposites attract I know...That bad boy personna does attract "straights" from time too time...I don't need sheet like that...I rode my first motorcycle in 67...I've seen a lot of things since..I choose too ride for the love of two wheels...not because it makes me a bad azz...I roll in the Harley crowd...I'm a regular down at the drag strip...Hell I'm even a legend at the guitar shop..Still at the end of the day I'm just El Dee...nothing special...Loved by many and hated by a few....Those few are always welcome too sort things out should they wish....It's been a long storm filled day...Sorry for the incoherent ramble...I'll bet she wanted too take me home and play jail.......I'm not rather fond of that thought....
Beign approached by a single and ready too mingle PO PO.....well...ahhh....dang....Let's just say that's not the usual kind of attention I get from PO POs....She called me down and accused me of having wacky teabacky in my PV...Then after proving her wrong she dismissed it saying she knew what it was.....Really now....If I had any my underwear would have been in a wad....Let me lay it out as I see it....Laws....I refer too them as guidelines...I'm here for a good time and in the days of my youth it was a real good time...I don't personally believe that anyone should be able too tell me how I must live my life...As long as I'm not effecting others what I do and what I put into my body are my own dang business...Some laws are good and some IMO are total BS...I do what I want, when and where I want...Mind you I'm not stupid about it but illegal or not really I don't care....Will it matter in 50 years....Now that girl was better than average in the looks department...She put me on the defensive....Ladies and Gentlemen I'm an Outlaw pure and simple. No way could I ever wrap my head around the fact of her being a cop...Thrill killer I'm telling you...Opposites attract I know...That bad boy personna does attract "straights" from time too time...I don't need sheet like that...I rode my first motorcycle in 67...I've seen a lot of things since..I choose too ride for the love of two wheels...not because it makes me a bad azz...I roll in the Harley crowd...I'm a regular down at the drag strip...Hell I'm even a legend at the guitar shop..Still at the end of the day I'm just El Dee...nothing special...Loved by many and hated by a few....Those few are always welcome too sort things out should they wish....It's been a long storm filled day...Sorry for the incoherent ramble...I'll bet she wanted too take me home and play jail.......I'm not rather fond of that thought....
That's funny thing LD, they do want to tell us what we can put in our body. For 17 11/12th years it's only been caffeine and nicotine by choice and need. Before that, anything and everything !!! And here is the funny thing, by FAR the worst, most debilitating thing I ever used was ............... Alcohol !!! Yet the Government says this is the good one we should use. Go figure...
Really,and a good lookin' Po Po............Huh???
Really,and a good lookin' Po Po............Huh???
Wharf I know my government has lied too me about many things...Look at the damage alcohol does...and a gateway drug......sorry folks it's alcohol....
Yeah really the lady Po was pretty good looking...Couldn't pry my eyes from the shiny brass Saregent's pin on her collar though....An officer,,,,but no lady....Assume the position...PUNK!!!! I'll assume the soles of my trusty Vans got a little warm exiting that scene.....and exit I did!!!!!!!!
Yeah really the lady Po was pretty good looking...Couldn't pry my eyes from the shiny brass Saregent's pin on her collar though....An officer,,,,but no lady....Assume the position...PUNK!!!! I'll assume the soles of my trusty Vans got a little warm exiting that scene.....and exit I did!!!!!!!!
I know it's been said brutha, I'd glad you're here cause make me laugh. And you can NEVER have to much laughter
And I do understand.... I'm just sayin' for me, in the day, I woulda been signing (if I could sing) "I fought the Law, and.......I got some"
And I do understand.... I'm just sayin' for me, in the day, I woulda been signing (if I could sing) "I fought the Law, and.......I got some"
Blessed are the peace makers..... We'd be in trouble without them for sure.I was the law....and I could have whatever I wanted.......which could include syphilis,herpes,gonorrhea. Hookers love to barter.
No Wharf...the baton stayed healthy.
Mike should give vaping PO's a quantity price on buzzes so they could vape and thump....LOL
I can see the AD campaign now - 2 cops, going after a perp, Surefires in one hand and a Buzz in the other vaping like crazy - tag line: "Your equipment absolutely has to work when you need it - You need a BUZZ!"
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