Provarinati Initiation Rites (Or should I get the black or the silver)

[Gfinch]

The decision has been made, I will be seeking acceptance into the Provarinati soon. I have read threads here and in the other boards until my eyes are bleeding. I am mainly trying to decide on the SatinSilver or the Satin black, already decided on the blue LED. (I think), but the black with Blue LED looks so cool. I drive a truck so I plan on getting the holder from Serenity Gear with the Lanyard and it would stay in there most of the time so the silver would not matter so much. I keep one of my Evic's in a cheap lanyard and I am tired of taking that large breath of air whenever it bangs against some part of the truck. Is there much difference between the vape quality of the Evic and the Provari? Evic is 100HZ and Provari is 800HZ i know.

Next question is, am i supposed to sacrifice the goat immediately after purchase or do I wait for the vape mail arrival ritual? Do i have to buy the ceremonial robes for the opening of the. Provari or is there someplace that will rent me a set?

And before anyone says pictures or it didn't happen...that will have to wait as I will after I order. I will have to endure the agony of knowing the newfound device of bliss is awaiting me at my abode while I am still on the road. So pictures will have to wait until I can make the final decisions AND then get home!!!


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[Splatnext]

Thou shallst find all pertinent information here.

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/provari/501193-greetings-our-newest-members.html

 

[Train2]

Never vaped an EVIC, so I can't say from personal experience.
But I'm pretty sure you're going to be very happy with the vape, the solid feel of it, the reliable sense that the push of a button gets you just what you expected, every time.

Is there someone home to sign for it??
They ship with signature required!

I'm sure we can dispense with the robes, and you can ride the goat (see below) in your everyday clothing.
The ProVarinati are a welcoming group.

 

[Susan W.]

Guess that would be magical disappearing goats....

I've got a satin silver with a blue LED. It's in a black Serenity sleeve so it doesn't show that much. I still prefer the silver over the black.

 

[charmschool]

I think the most important thing is to make sure you have plenty of myrrh. Several people have seem to run out early, and no one has been able to recommend a substitute......

 

[EvilZoe]

I think the most important thing is to make sure you have plenty of myrrh. Several people have seem to run out early, and no one has been able to recommend a substitute......

Febreeze. Yeah.

 

[Gfinch]

Is there someone home to sign for it??
They ship with signature required!

Yea, my sister will be there to sign for it. I just have to let her know it's coming. Also have a couple of IBTankeds coming to replace my SMOK UDCT cartos. I got my sister vaping when I started so i don't think i want to let her know whats in the package. LOL or else i may never see it.




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[The Ocelot]

Goats are not to be sacrificed!!!!!!!! Goats are amazing cool! If you feel the need to sacrifice something, a broken Chinese mod is acceptable - but honestly, our Blessed ProVari needs no offering other than the expression of joy.

 

[Cool-breeze]

Thou shallst find all pertinent information here.

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/provari/501193-greetings-our-newest-members.html

I wish I had read verse 2 earlier. Might have prevented my recent post. Forgive a new pledge to the brotherhood for failing to read.

 

[The Ocelot]

I wish I had read verse 2 earlier. Might have prevented my recent post. Forgive a new pledge to the brotherhood for failing to read.

Our Blessed Provari is forgiving. She understands the excitement and confusion of those on the verge of rapture.

 

[ScandaLeX]

If you feel the need to sacrifice something, a broken Chinese mod is acceptable

LMAO! This is priceless!

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