Q2v3 giveaway!!!

[Paislia]

Hello PIF!!!
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It is my birthday and I want to celebrate by giving one of the awesome items I received here, back into the PIF community in a fun way!

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PRIZE: I received this awesome mechanical mod in a treasure chest a few months ago - it is really a sweet vaping piece! Included are: The Q2V3 copper, 1 17670 battery, a charger, a smoktech polypropylene tank with punched carto and green anodized driptip, and a Vision Deux 3.5ml (top coil) clearo with mouthpiece from gotvapes. All have 510 connection.



RULES:
The Venus transit is happening Tuesday, and I'm in a spacey mood

-Tell a math or astronomy joke!
-2 posts per day maximum

Example (but not particularly clever) entry:
why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Contest will run until Wednesday June 6th at 10AM Eastern (EDT). Winner will be chosen by Random.org

Have Fun everyone!! (((PIF))) ~Paiz

 

[IronHorse]

What's the Square Root of 69??? Answer- 8 Something
(Sorry...it's all had in my math joke arsenal....LOL. )
Happy Birthday to You and thank you very much for the opportunity!!!

 

[pryan67]

Happy birthday and thanks for the contest

Did you hear about the mathematician that had a problem with constipation?











He worked it out with his pencil

 

[TommyO]

An astronomy major had a part time job working in the university's off-campus housing office. One day, a fellow student, upon entering the office in thought about the morning lecture, asked, "What is an astronomical unit?" To which the astronomy major replied, "One helluva big apartment."

 

[VapingTurtle]

Hippity Birdy Day, Paislia!

 

[thehangdude]

If you pick an answer at random, what is the percent chance that you pick the correct answer?
A) 25%
B) 50%
C) Happy Birthday Paislia
D) 25%

 

[morri]

After Sex Comments by Sun Sign:

Aries: “Okay, let’s do it again!”
Taurus: “I’m hungry – pass the pizza.”
Gemini: “Have you seen the remote?”
Cancer: “When are we getting married?”
Leo: “Wasn’t I fantastic?”
Virgo: “I need to wash the sheets.”
Libra: “I liked it if you liked it.”
Scorpio: “Perhaps I should untie you.”
Sagittarius: “Don’t call me – I’ll call you.”
Capricorn: “Do you have a business card?”
Aquarius: “Now let’s try it with our clothes off!”
Pisces: “What did you say your name was again?

Oh Oh Oh! You said......astronomy........let me try again.

astronomy joke #1

Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see?

Watson replied: I see millions and millions of stars.

Holmes said: and what do you deduce from that?

Watson replied: Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.

And Holmes said: Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent!!

 

[Reddhott]

first i want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
What tool do you use in math?

Multi-plyers!

 

[36tinybells]

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."

So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times.)

15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"

One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."

Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"

The reply: "For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless."

Happy Birthday Paislia!

 

[spacekitty]

This is a purr-fect contest for me...

For his entire working life, a dedicated and hardworking Astrophysicist tried in all earnest to find the existence of other being somewhere in the universe. After 58 years of constant effort, he finally receives a response from a planet 30 billion light years away.

"What is your planet like?" groaned the extraterrestrial from the other side of the Galaxy.

"It is 12,756 Kilometers in diameter, is 93,000,000 miles from the nearest star, our sun, has an average temperature of 72 degrees F. We breathe oxygen, live about 75 years, and have both men and women" answered the Physicist.

"Do the you get along with the women on your planet?" the extraterrestrial asked slowly.

Puzzled by the question, but not wanting to insult the female Physicists near by, he answered "Why yes. We get along quite well here."

The extraterrestrial perked up "Can we send you ours?"

 

[toto1013]

Happy Birthday Paislia! What a nice thing for you to do...

#1

An astronomer is on an expedition to Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there, when he's captured by cannibals. The eclipse is due the next day around noon. To gain his freedom he plans to pose as a god and threaten to extinguish the sun if he's not released, but the timing has to be just right. So, in the few words of the cannibals' tongue that he knows, he asks his guard what time they plan to kill him.
The guard answers, "Tradition has it that captives are to be killed when the sun reaches the highest point in the sky on the day after their capture so that they may be cooked and ready to be served for the evening meal".
"Great", the astronomer replies.
The guard continues, "But because everyone's so excited about it, in your case we're going to wait until after the eclipse."

 

[whodat2112]

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Astronomy joke:

After eating his first meal on the moon, the astronaut reported, "The food was good, but the place lacked atmosphere.

 

[whodat2112]

Happy Birthday again!!!!!!!!!!!

Math Joke:

What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!

 

[Lady J]

Happy Birthday Paislia!!!

Q: What's nonorientable and lives in the sea?
A: Moebius .....

 

[TommyO]

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Pupil: One dollar.
Teacher: You don't know your arithmetic.
Pupil: You don't know my father !

 

[spacekitty]

Happy Birthday Paislia!!!

Q: What's nonorientable and lives in the sea?
A: Moebius D... (short for Richard)

Looks like the censor bot got you... LOL!! (I fixed it for you)


Not an entry... but if this post # gets picked, give it to Lady J...

 

[Paislia]

You guys are doing great!! I am ROFL!! Thanks for all the B'day wishes!!

PARTY ON!!!!!​

 

[spacekitty]

2nd one for today... not a joke, and not even about the Planet Venus... just my all-time fave VU song!!!

velvet underground - venus in furs - YouTube

 

[locke2121]

An English major at a university was taking an astronomy course to satisfy the science requirement. During the last lecture of the semester, the professor spoke about some of the more exotic objects in the universe including black holes. Despite his teacher's enthusiasm, the student showed no interest, as was the case for all his astronomy classes during the semester. When the bell rang, the student turned to his friend and said, "The prof says that black holes are interesting, but I think they suck."

 

[locke2121]

#2

What's a Martian's normal eyesight?
20-20-20