Random story thread contest ends 8/22/13

[Morandir835]

Let's try this again. Prize will still be a 900mah duel mode Zeus in cigar, a smileomizer, a slim line charger, and two manual king diamond or vapor titan batteries in undetermined colors. You can't reply to yourself, but can enter as many times as you wish. Just add the next sentence to the story, it may be as creative as you want, as long as it's within ecf rules. Random post number will be selected again, and there will be a mystery prize given to the most creative post (selected by myself and 2 anonymous judges). Remember this is for fun, if this thread turns into what the last attempt did will have it closed and simply will go a different route for the contest, and really don't want to do that....

It all started because a duck needed to cross a highway....

 

[ThankU4Vaping]

to get to V4L's smokeless lounge...

 

[Amraann]

Sir duck was having a hard time figuring out how to navigate the traffic until ............

 

[grad2003amd]

he realized his new PV doubled as a GPS!

 

[Amraann]

Arriving at the smokeless lounge and being a Perching duck he went straight for the nut and fruit flavored liquids.

 

[mcol]

'Go forward 5 feet and look to the right for your nut and fruit liquids, and you have less than 1ml of juice left
in your smileomizer' his pv said.

 

[Amraann]

"Quack" He thought I arrived just in time!

 

[mcol]

He decided to try kiwi apple strawberry.

 

[Amraann]

He liked it so much that he bought a 30 ML bottle and then went on to sample ................

 

[grad2003amd]

something out of the tobacco liquids.

 

[ThankU4Vaping]

"This is very tasty," the duck said to his smileomizer, "but what about when I crave nuts?"

 

[Amraann]

I waddled over to the very helpful store clerk and asked if they had any peanut butter flavored liquids.

 

[mcol]

Kevin, the store clerk, handed me a bottle of peanut butter cup.

 

[Amraann]

Really like that new guy Kevin he is such a great help! As I was waddling out of the store I waddled into Brian and he suggested I try out the new ................................

 

[mcol]

Smileomizers, now available in blue, green and magenta!

 

[l_strider_l]

Just as I was about to select the blue I was picked up by a giant set of hands...... I put the duck in the cage and thanked the clerk Kevin for alerting the SPCA. I tossed the cage in the bed of the truck and headed out back to work.

 

[Amraann]

Just cannot decided between blue and green since they will both match my home so nicely. I will take one of each please!



ETA~ Strider and I posted at the very same time.

 

[mcol]

Twas turning into a very nice day.

 

[Amraann]

Because I caught that waddling, quacking, vaping duck and now I will drop him back off in his pond where he belongs.

 

[l_strider_l]

As I drove toward the pond I noticed how hot and humid it was as I exclaimed, "These Missoura summer days are wretched, if you don't burn you'll drown!" I was rounding the bend...