Random story thread

[Morandir835]

Figured for the new year would have a little fun, and hopefully bring in out some more posters. May even decide to give out a random prize at the end of this, who knows. Just add a sentance to the story....

Mikey left foot was heading to the store when....

 

[dedi]

he suddenly fell over the red eyed toad that hopped across the road unexpectedly.........

 

[chemicalcopout]

"Damn you Red Eyed Toad! Always hopping under my feet and tripping me up! You have been a thorn in my side for far too long! PREPARE FOR COMBAT!" Mikey screamed at the toad from his now prone position.

 

[BHam]

The Red Eyed Toad, angered by Mikey's abrasive tone, pulls out his sword and readies for combat. "ribbit", the toad says and charges at Mikey.

 

[chemicalcopout]

RET's (Red Eyed Toad) first lunge takes Mikey by surprise for two reasons. First, this is the only time where Mikey's repeated taunts and general "sass-mouthing" to other species has provoked any sort of response and secondly, Mikey had no idea where RET kept that tiny sword.

 

[Morandir835]

It was a secret RET learned from his great great uncle One eyed McFurkin, a lesson taught to him by an Irish master after giving him 17 bootles of cough syrup. An exchange that went down in history to be known as...

 

[BHam]

The Great Toad Battle of 1743... meanwhile, RET and Mikey are dueling for several hours straight, with 15 minute breaks, for vaping and discussing...

 

[Lisa66]

....the merits of drive-thru car washes, when a boxy-looking vehicle containing a hamster driver and his posse pulled up. The driver said...

 

[Morandir835]

"Do you happen to know where Ms. Tettleworths used kleenex shop is?" to which both of them replied...

 

[BHam]

"Up north" as they both, simultaneously, point. The Hamster driver looked perplexed. "Where?" she asked. Both, Mikey and RET, decided, her directions were more important, and climbed into the hamster car and proceeded to guide her to the used Kleenex shop.

 

[Lisa66]

They arrived at the location of the shop but it had been burned to the ground. An old woman who was the spitting image of Aunt Bea sat on the curb, sobbing, and said:

 

[K9Luvr]

They arrived at the location of the shop but it had been burned to the ground. An old woman who was the spitting image of Aunt Bea sat on the curb, sobbing, and said:

"Help Me, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

 

[Ken62]

Mikey and RET jumped out of the car to assist the old woman. The hamster driver realized that the 2 were no bigger than the old woman's foot and could never get her to her feet so he dialed 911 on his car phone...

 

[Morandir835]

Only the operator blew off his emergency, telling him the last time a hamster called....