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I wasn't going to mention it, but Ab wanted you to have the recognition he felt you deserved and begged me to say something about it. I advised against it and he said "aw heck, throw caution to the wind, I'm not afraid of those FSUSA ladies and I know Buck isn't either." Then he put 757girls red dress back on with a chartreuse wig and disappeared out the window.
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
It's always 5
)'clock somewhere. (Like the happy face?).
You can wear a white T-shirt to the water park. You can wear NO shirt to a beach.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. In fact up north you don't even have to drive to a gas station. (See above, the world is your urinal).
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$125.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations don't rely on what someone thinks about you.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase, a carry on.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
You don't have to call and ask, you can just show up.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes.
Three colors for all seasons, white in the summer, dark in the winter, orange in hunting season, light brown with that fuzzy hat not a good idea.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 5 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
It's always 5
)'clock somewhere. (Like the happy face?). You can wear a white T-shirt to the water park. You can wear NO shirt to a beach.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. In fact up north you don't even have to drive to a gas station. (See above, the world is your urinal).
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$125.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations don't rely on what someone thinks about you.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase, a carry on.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
You don't have to call and ask, you can just show up.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes.
Three colors for all seasons, white in the summer, dark in the winter, orange in hunting season, light brown with that fuzzy hat not a good idea.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 5 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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