Here we present the patient, known for the study as Henry Herbert 357. Mr. Herbert was suffering from reduced vapulary production, likely a result of Chronic Obstructive Pulsulary Disease.
The patient was subjected to total immersion in near-pure Ethanol, a procedure that typically works wonders for this madical professional. Removed from the Solution "to all of life's problems", and then subjected to Electro Convulsive Therapy on a regulated Pro Variable Mini V2.5, we see that the area of greatest initial concern (A) continues to exhibit buildup, likely from excessive coilesterol. The apparent improvement in the left ventricoil is offset by the onset of Fiber Myalgia (B) and capillary separation in the right.
A 2nd round of "The cause and cure" solution followed by a quick purge and vacate, and then additional ECT "Pro Variable" pulsings, exhibit little progress in treatment, and a notable (and understandable) distress (A).
Goin for broke, a 3rd application of EtOh, forced air, and a higher rate of Electro Pulsation proved to be more than the patient was capable of, as exhibited by the complete failure in the previously distressed region (A)...
I'm going to call it. Thank you for your contribution to science, Herbert Hoover #357. Time of death: 20:43:12 on 2/25/2016. Official cause of death: Coilus Interruptus.