Reo Lounge Part V

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PapawBrett

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Saw this on another thread ;

An Elderly Couple had learned how to text one another. She is a Romantic type, while he is very much a 'salt of the earth' realist.
One day she was having coffee uptown with a friend, and decided to send him a text. The message read ; "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a taste. If you are crying, share your tears with me. I love you."
The husband replied, "I'm on the toilet. Plez advise."
 

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Saw this on another thread ;

An Elderly Couple had learned how to text one another. She is a Romantic type, while he is very much a 'salt of the earth' realist.
One day she was having coffee uptown with a friend, and decided to send him a text. The message read ; "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a taste. If you are crying, share your tears with me. I love you."
The husband replied, "I'm on the toilet. Plez advise."

Wow....lol :facepalm:
 
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