Your crazy man. Have you got a Reo? For a guy, they are manly. You can actually explain them to your buddies and they just get it. Reos just click when you have to explain them to people. Its a functional mod that looks manly & beautiful in a man's hand. But put the same exact Reo in a woman's hand and it looks beautiful, the curve for your knuckled fingers, the sheer amount of metal surface area. Gorgeous. & NO ONE can say it looks like a phallus. It looks like a damn juice box, walkie-talkie, remote control, detonator!!! Gotta love Reos.