Used to ? They still do.There ya go @Ricky Vapes - you're allowed tolike your bunnies used to, just don't french kiss each other
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Now I want a shoebillAn eagle with a combover mullet???
The mullet brings back some amusing memories eh?
Not exactly my dad had one uh. What a freak he wasNow I want a shoebill
The mullet brings back some amusing memories eh?
I'm always pleased when George gets to that state. To be fair he was rather mellow for him today, only elicited a couple "dammit George!" all day.
I never really believed in couples actually being waiting till marriage. I think At least One person in the relationship will be getting some even if it’s not from their partner. So basically I’d be a fool coming home to kiss my love on the lips after she’s been with another man. Then I’d have to kill her if I found out.
Just not into that.
You know... The husband and I waited a long time dude. He was my first (sober) kiss and yeah I know that is JUST pathetic but it was like, nice. We went and got STD tested TOGETHER. Which was also an exercise in "weird intimacy" but I kind of don't regret it one bit. It was kind of super cool.
When we DID finally get it on (I think it was 8 months in although we didn't stand 6 feet apart the whole time) he was so cute we were living with others so he waited until the dang roommate plus kids were out and there was this super cool treehouse and blow up mattress and candles and crud and I FREAKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like "Oh my GOD what did you do what the hell, I hate you so much."
He was like, "Ah, good thing I ran out of time I was gonna go get some rose petals about and etc."
I was like "You know FULL well I have NOT done this sober for the first time ever, do me a FAVOR and like check with me. I am okay with the blow up mattress but really..... some nice dark alley with a dumpster or two, well that would be the AMBIANCE I am USED to, JEEZ. A rat or two skittering by.... "
He still refers to my "wife the romantic." So I'm kinda with you @Ricky Vapes when it comes to romance. But the husband, he said, "I wanted to make it memorable." I was like, "FINE LETS GET it OVER with then."
But... it was memorable. The flicking candles, the birds chirping in their nests the sweet spring breeze.... It was something to most definitely remember.
Of course, I had been married before and I was all cool with a justice of the peace and jeans but he was like, "Honey, I am 36 and a bachelor can we do it right?" So I was like, "Fine." But petulant and I called him "Wedding Barbie" often. The wedding was so fun, we had a pot luck and stayed at an old monastery called Sanctuary and we were like sober wedding for all we knew our RELATIVES.
A first sponsor of mine was a minister and she married us and we wrote our own vows. The Sanctuary folks were like "Ah we said no more weddings." We explained what we wanted and they gave in because they liked us so much. My five year old was the ring bearer and fidgeted from foot to foot because he had tiny tux shoes and they did not fit. He was emitting moans and I was like, "Hold up, what's wrong honey?" He said, "My shoes don't fit. They hurt my feet." I was like, "Why not take them off?" So he spent the rest of the ceremony sprawled barefoot on the grass. It was great.
I still call him "Wedding Barbie" and he still calls me "Dumpster Diver" from time to time. He's still my equally favorite guy of all time (my kiddo) and 16 years approach... holy goodness.
For this chick who never did it taking it slow it gave me a lot of self-respect. I enjoyed every minute of it. It was cool.
So, you know, quarantine will be over sometime is what I am saying. You could practice getting to know the hot chick's mind before discovery of the kind of underwear she selects is all I suggest.
Anna
When we DID finally get it on (I think it was 8 months in although we didn't stand 6 feet apart the whole time) he was so cute we were living with others so he waited until the dang roommate plus kids were out and there was this super cool treehouse and blow up mattress and candles and crud and I FREAKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like "Oh my GOD what did you do what the hell, I hate you so much."
He was like, "Ah, good thing I ran out of time I was gonna go get some rose petals about and etc."
I was like "You know FULL well I have NOT done this sober for the first time ever, do me a FAVOR and like check with me. I am okay with the blow up mattress but really..... some nice dark alley with a dumpster or two, well that would be the AMBIANCE I am USED to, JEEZ. A rat or two skittering by.... "
He still refers to my "wife the romantic." So I'm kinda with you @Ricky Vapes when it comes to romance. But the husband, he said, "I wanted to make it memorable." I was like, "FINE LETS GET it OVER with then."
But... it was memorable.
The flicking candles, the birds chirping in their nests the sweet spring breeze.... It was something to most definitely remember.Of course, I had been married before and I was all cool with a justice of the peace and jeans but he was like, "Honey, I am 36 and a bachelor can we do it right?" So I was like, "Fine." But petulant and I called him "Wedding Barbie" often. The wedding was so fun, we had a pot luck and stayed at an old monastery called Sanctuary and we were like sober wedding for all we knew our RELATIVES.
A first sponsor of mine was a minister and she married us and we wrote our own vows. The Sanctuary folks were like "Ah we said no more weddings." We explained what we wanted and they gave in because they liked us so much. My five year old was the ring bearer and fidgeted from foot to foot because he had tiny tux shoes and they did not fit. He was emitting moans and I was like, "Hold up, what's wrong honey?" He said, "My shoes don't fit. They hurt my feet." I was like, "Why not take them off?" So he spent the rest of the ceremony sprawled barefoot on the grass. It was great.
I still call him "Wedding Barbie" and he still calls me "Dumpster Diver" from time to time. He's still my equally favorite guy of all time (my kiddo) and 16 years approach... holy goodness.
For this chick who never did it taking it slow it gave me a lot of self-respect. I enjoyed every minute of it. It was cool.
So, you know, quarantine will be over sometime is what I am saying. You could practice getting to know the hot chick's mind before discovery of the kind of underwear she selects is all I suggest.
Anna
I’m really not interested in getting to know any woman’s mind in that way. Besides this woman seemed like she was a little too nutty for my liking. Mabye she was high or just a little mental. I may be a little strange too but Either still I don’t want to get involved after the way the last woman I was with ended up killing herself.You know... The husband and I waited a long time dude. He was my first (sober) kiss and yeah I know that is JUST pathetic but it was like, nice. We went and got STD tested TOGETHER. Which was also an exercise in "weird intimacy" but I kind of don't regret it one bit. It was kind of super cool.
When we DID finally get it on (I think it was 8 months in although we didn't stand 6 feet apart the whole time) he was so cute we were living with others so he waited until the dang roommate plus kids were out and there was this super cool treehouse and blow up mattress and candles and crud and I FREAKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like "Oh my GOD what did you do what the hell, I hate you so much."
He was like, "Ah, good thing I ran out of time I was gonna go get some rose petals about and etc."
I was like "You know FULL well I have NOT done this sober for the first time ever, do me a FAVOR and like check with me. I am okay with the blow up mattress but really..... some nice dark alley with a dumpster or two, well that would be the AMBIANCE I am USED to, JEEZ. A rat or two skittering by.... "
He still refers to my "wife the romantic." So I'm kinda with you @Ricky Vapes when it comes to romance. But the husband, he said, "I wanted to make it memorable." I was like, "FINE LETS GET it OVER with then."
But... it was memorable.
Of course, I had been married before and I was all cool with a justice of the peace and jeans but he was like, "Honey, I am 36 and a bachelor can we do it right?" So I was like, "Fine." But petulant and I called him "Wedding Barbie" often. The wedding was so fun, we had a pot luck and stayed at an old monastery called Sanctuary and we were like sober wedding for all we knew our RELATIVES.
A first sponsor of mine was a minister and she married us and we wrote our own vows. The Sanctuary folks were like "Ah we said no more weddings." We explained what we wanted and they gave in because they liked us so much. My five year old was the ring bearer and fidgeted from foot to foot because he had tiny tux shoes and they did not fit. He was emitting moans and I was like, "Hold up, what's wrong honey?" He said, "My shoes don't fit. They hurt my feet." I was like, "Why not take them off?" So he spent the rest of the ceremony sprawled barefoot on the grass. It was great.
I still call him "Wedding Barbie" and he still calls me "Dumpster Diver" from time to time. He's still my equally favorite guy of all time (my kiddo) and 16 years approach... holy goodness.
For this chick who never did it taking it slow it gave me a lot of self-respect. I enjoyed every minute of it. It was cool.
So, you know, quarantine will be over sometime is what I am saying. You could practice getting to know the hot chick's mind before discovery of the kind of underwear she selects is all I suggest.
Anna
Until you find a calm, sane animal lover, I'd be staying single - you don't deserve to have to put up with any
in a relationship 
Thanks
My mom alwyas says I need to find a woman and have babies because I’d be a good dad. I always say the way the women of my generation are approximately 75 percent of dads out there are taking care of kids who arnt their own when they belive they are
I think you would be an awesome dad too. It shows in the way you love the animals. Some advice, not all women are untrustworthy and be careful about putting up too many walls as they just build and build (without us knowing it) and they are next to impossible to break down by the time we know they are there.Thanks
My mom alwyas says I need to find a woman and have babies because I’d be a good dad. I always say the way the women of my generation are approximately 75 percent of dads out there are taking care of kids who arnt their own when they belive they are
I think it’s far too late for me Chanel
I’ve been working on the Great Wall for years now. Then I got sober found someone in AA who made me believe in a better life. So I broke it down for her only to be heartbroken quite quickly . Then i created the Great Wall of China with armed guards every 10 feet, razor wire and reinforced steel beams.
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