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John D in CT

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its especially hard because I know it is just down the street at the post office. Surely they are kidding when they say breaking in would be a federal offense...

That would be a very serious offense, punishable by up to 25 years in prison - but while you're in there, could you please snag me a few rolls of those "Forever" stamps? TIA. :)
 

John D in CT

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are you allowed to A) get packages in prison and B) vape?

Because having someone else cook dinner for 25 years sounds pretty good to me.

I suppose I could get real accustomed to not having to cook and shop for groceries, but I'm not sure if you can vape, which is about the only thing deterring me from a life of crime. lol

One thing that helps ease the pain of waiting for packages is the very cool tracking software that the USPS provides. It's a lot of fun watching my packages work their way across the country, and the minute they get to the Springfield MA Distribution Center, I know they're going to be sitting on the shelf at my local PO the very next day. And I have three such packages at just that stage - about $300 worth of juices and hardware from Backwoods, Tasty Vapor, and Kalamazoo (which rhymes with Woo-Hoooo!!!) :)

I think I'm just gonna have to take tomorrow off ... yep, I definitely just detected a sniffle :)

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Yeah, baby, come to Papa :)
 
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Victorian

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I suppose I could get real accustomed to not having to cook and shop for groceries, but I'm not sure if you can vape, which is about the only thing deterring me from a life of crime. lol

One thing that helps ease the pain of waiting for packages is the very cool tracking software that the USPS provides. It's a lot of fun watching my packages work their way across the country, and the minute they get to the Springfield MA Distribution Center, I know they're going to be sitting on the shelf at my local PO the very next day. And I have three such packages at just that stage - about $300 worth of juices and hardware from Backwoods, Tasty Vapor, and Kalamazoo (which rhymes with Woo-Hoooo!!!) :)

I think I'm just gonna have to take tomorrow off ... yep, I definitely just detected a sniffle :)

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April 22, 2012

04:13:00

SPRINGFIELD, MA 01152

DEPART USPS SORT FACILITY


Yeah, baby, come to Papa :)

oh no! You poor thing. You are looking a bit pale and flushed at the same time. Best to stay home.
 

Victorian

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try goin to the chinese restaurant and asking them if they have any pull with health cabin....LOL two number 2's on its way to customs.. they give me a blank stare and throw me some duck sauce... sigh back at ya

Yay! BrotherFrankie posted in my thread...I have a kinda platonic-nonprofit-worker crush on you. I hope that is not a sin of some sort :)

Good idea...smuggling into the prison. That won't get my sentence longer for sure. and if it did someone else is DOING MY LAUNDRY!

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... doesn't deliver on Sundays.

Oh, great... NOW ya tell me...
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Yep, gotta love USPS tracking, here's my Sabre Touch VV:


Out for Delivery April 23 2012 8:31 am
Sorting Complete April 23 2012 8:21 am
Arrival at Post Office April 23 2012 7:33 am
Processed through USPS Sort Facility April 22 2012 5:58 pm
Processed at USPS Origin Sort Facility April 21 2012 7:26 pm
Dispatched to Sort Facility April 21 2012 4:43 pm
Acceptance April 21 2012 12:28 pm
Electronic Shipping Info Received 21-Apr-12
 
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