Simple rules introduction - janty usa

[Ludo]

Anyone say anything bad about us here will be banned for life (including after life and other places you might hang out after we have banned you).

Here are some simple rules for our forum:

01. Only post very positive reviews
02. Exagerate as much as you can, add flowers and stuff
03. Make sure no one will think we pay you for good reviews, it is important we keep this a secret!!!
04. Don't post ranting emails you had sent to Jeff previously
05a. Especially don't post his answers to those e-mails
05b. We will alter the texts anyway if you do so
06. Only post positive experiences with our customer service if not we have to rewrite your posts accordingly
07. Please return the sets we sent you for the reviews and keep the 1000 USD you found in the box
08. Post very negative reviews about other suppliers on THEIR forums and send us the link: We pay 50 USD per post (mail us your paypal address)
09. Bug the other suppliers with redundant questions as much as you can
10. Make sure they don't have time anymore for shipping and then post a link to JANTY USA from within their forum.

Ok that's about all we can think of now (rules will be changed without further notice - depends on our mood of the day)

Remember: We ban you, not the other way around ok.

 

[fenez]

Ok ludo got the mini fogger 45 days ago still works and same atomiser still works.

 

[Ludo]

psssssst can you put 1 before 45?

 

[fenez]

i meant 45 years

 

[Tone]

hey ludo are there plans on making janty products in the US? or any testing to squash the possible upcoming FDA crap?

 

[fenez]

dont you sleep tone u have work you know?

 

[Tone]

that is only if i dont get called in before morning

 

[Ludo]

We are taking over the FDA so that shouldn't be a problem. No we don't do testing, imagine what they would find in our carts

 

[fenez]

ahh I knew janty had something brewing total government domination

 

[Tone]

did some hijack you account?
to much nicotine?
not enough sleep?

 

[fenez]

yeah ludo does seem a bit off tonight

 

[Ludo]

don't try be serious in this thread

 

[Tone]

should I start Yet another thread?
I figured i had you here so why not ask the burning questions.

 

[Ludo]

We have a Q&A thread for serious questions

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/e-cigarette-suppliers-forum/2602-janty-thread-q.html

 

[fenez]

don't try be serious in this thread

oh in that case my mini fogger has raped my dog. freakin janty

 

[JustJulie]

We are taking over the FDA so that shouldn't be a problem. No we don't do testing, imagine what they would find in our carts

My understanding is Janty carts contain ....... Hmmm . . . that may explain Fenez's problem . . . .

oh in that case my mini fogger has raped my dog. freakin janty

 

[Ludo]

You can't use the word rape or dog here, only Vape and Fog...

reminds of making a list of forbidden words, darn...

yeah the ...... thing, they sell it on the streets now, talking about trading standards

 

[Tone]

This is what I get for being on here this late/early

 

[fenez]

ok my mini vaped my fog then

 

[ZambucaLu]

dont you sleep tone u have work you know?

He can't lay down without getting a headache

Love the avatar btw. Baby pinhead....how cute

Lu