(1) Who here hasn't spent time staring at themselves in the mirror, amazed at how cool their vapor looks?
(2) Who here doesn't wear out their "refresh" button on their email, hoping to see that their order has shipped -- knowing you JUST placed the order and it probably won't be shipped for another couple of hours (or even the next day)?
(3) Who here doesn't get a little too excited when the mail comes, knowing that you just ordered yesterday and there's NO WAY your order would be here yet -- yet you still have the hopes of a USPS miracle in the back of your mind?
(4) Who here isn't totally addicted to that "X-Mas morning" feeling of when an order arrives -- so bad to the point that you constantly order things even when you can't afford them, and you don't need them...just to get that "X-Mas morning" rush again & again?
If you answered "NOT ME" to all 4 of these...well I'm right there with you!
I think I need help!

(2) Who here doesn't wear out their "refresh" button on their email, hoping to see that their order has shipped -- knowing you JUST placed the order and it probably won't be shipped for another couple of hours (or even the next day)?
(3) Who here doesn't get a little too excited when the mail comes, knowing that you just ordered yesterday and there's NO WAY your order would be here yet -- yet you still have the hopes of a USPS miracle in the back of your mind?
(4) Who here isn't totally addicted to that "X-Mas morning" feeling of when an order arrives -- so bad to the point that you constantly order things even when you can't afford them, and you don't need them...just to get that "X-Mas morning" rush again & again?
If you answered "NOT ME" to all 4 of these...well I'm right there with you!
I think I need help!


