some great new flavors

[debb]

I just can't take my eyes off of those purple lips in debb's avatar..

My gosh that's ... wow.

Reminds me of Fruit Loops.

lmbo!!!.............

 

[debb]

You're Fruit Loops, my friend.

lol..me too..hence my siggy...lol

 

[LordDavon]

Well ... today is the Grand Opening of my Fortune Telling Stand out there on the paved road. And if you drive by just take a moment and think, "there is old T getting rich telling people their Fortune."

Right now it still looks like a Lemonade Stand and that little gal put up a good fight trying to keep it, but now its mine and she can go back to selling hubcaps she finds along the road.

I just don't approve of you hurting that little girl in order to open your new stand. She was only 7 and wasn't really making all that much money selling those cups at only 25 cents each. It was her stand!

I also hear that you bribed her parents into letting you strong-arm their little girl too. I heard something about you offering them a 25% discount on 60ML and 120ML bottles at FSUSA. Don't you think that was a little dishonest???

 

[LordDavon]

lol..me too..hence my siggy...lol

Just because your in black&white and your lips are in color, doesn't mean that you are Fruit Loops. It just means that you need a little more color in your life. [SHAMELESS PLUG]FSUSA's vast flavors should help with that. [/SHAMELESS PLUG]

 

[TexasT]

I just don't approve of you hurting that little girl in order to open your new stand. She was only 7 and wasn't really making all that much money selling those cups at only 25 cents each. It was her stand!

I also hear that you bribed her parents into letting you strong-arm their little girl too. I heard something about you offering them a 25% discount on 60ML and 120ML bottles at FSUSA. Don't you think that was a little dishonest???

There wasn't nothing seven year old about the fight she put up! You otta see my shins! She came real close to keeping her Lemonade stand ... until I started begging for mercy then I think she felt sorry for me, stomped me a little bit more and then said I could have it. She said she could make more money fixing flats anyhow. Tough kid!

And I just gave her parents a 10% discount on the juice.

And a free Palm Reading.

 

[maureengill]

I'm in trouble now....since I totally agree with LD for once....sorry TT

You're Fruit Loops, my friend.

but on the other hand....

[SHAMELESS PLUG]FSUSA's vast flavors should help with that. [/SHAMELESS PLUG]

ugh...dorkland....and totally shameless...

 

[TexasT]

Wemmin. Totally agree with a guy in one sentence and totally disagree in the next.

No wonder you people keep us guys confused.

 

[tgcrna]

Wemmin. Totally agree with a guy in one sentence and totally disagree in the next.

No wonder you people keep us guys confused.

Oh, now it's our fault you are confused??!!??

 

[TexasT]

Oh, now it's our fault you are confused??!!??

My wife and I were playfully arguing recently and I said something she didn't like.

"I ought to beat you up", she laughed.

"Ahh, you're not tough enough," I said.

"Ok, maybe I'll shoot you with the shotgun", she said.

"Oh please, it's only a 20 gauge, you'll need a bigger gun than that", I sneered.

"In that case, maybe I'll just whack you with the frying pan", she said.

"I KNOW you don't know how to use that!" I said.

Big, big, big, big, big, HUGE, big, BIG mistake.

 

[tgcrna]

My wife and I were playfully arguing recently and I said something she didn't like.

"I ought to beat you up", she laughed.

"Ahh, you're not tough enough," I said.

"Ok, maybe I'll shoot you with the shotgun", she said.

"Oh please, it's only a 20 gauge, you'll need a bigger gun than that", I sneered.

"In that case, maybe I'll just whack you with the frying pan", she said.

"I KNOW you don't know how to use that!" I said.

Big, big, big, big, big, HUGE, big, BIG mistake.

Ha Ha! I bet you were in trouble for that! Reminds me of what my husband's cousin always says. He says if he wants to hide anything from his wife he puts it in the lingerie drawer or the oven - she never opens either!

 

[TexasT]

Ha Ha! I bet you were in trouble for that! Reminds me of what my husband's cousin always says. He says if he wants to hide anything from his wife he puts it in the lingerie drawer or the oven - she never opens either!

I MUST be related to your husbands cousin!

 

[maureengill]

Oh, now it's our fault you are confused??!!??

LOL...I knew there was some reason I really like you tgcerna

My wife and I were playfully arguing recently and I said something she didn't like.

"I ought to beat you up", she laughed.

"Ahh, you're not tough enough," I said.

"Ok, maybe I'll shoot you with the shotgun", she said.

"Oh please, it's only a 20 gauge, you'll need a bigger gun than that", I sneered.

"In that case, maybe I'll just whack you with the frying pan", she said.

"I KNOW you don't know how to use that!" I said.

Big, big, big, big, big, HUGE, big, BIG mistake.

I bet you didn't hear much after that, but I'll bet you did see those cute little birdies flying around your head....