Yeah, I need an intervention too. Maybe away from ECF until I can gain control again.
I had lurked here a few days figgerin' out what I needed to buy. Like that helped.

I got my first order, a 510 & USA mix, 1 week ago yesterday. That was also the last time I analogged (what? I can make a bushism if I want to!!). But, USA tastes like analogs...kind of...
So, Sunday I order 3 juices for Monday. Enjoyed them Monday. Started reading some more...Dagnamit! My batteries keep going dead. What a hassle!
Tuesday, more reading...what do I need? OH, I need an eGo! or maybe a Chuck! OK, what's the best price...oh, heck, it's pretty cheap, but only in Red!

Hell with it, I'll pay the going rate and get a pair in SS.
Well, while I'm at it, I might as well get a pile of different flavors to broaden the palatte. So, Tuesday night I order a sampler.
Luckily tonight I had something else to do and then I stated reading this thread. Hey that's ME your talking bout.
I guess this is pretty typical 1st week or so for a new vaper, huh?