Stalking the postman for a delivery.....is this bad?

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i am the biggest stalker when it comes to receiving a package. my mailman has a huge route, i would say at least a couple hundred houses. so if im not constantly checking the mail throughout the day, i have also actually driven around till i found him to ask him if he had a package for me. i love getting packages in the mail. it takes so much longer than going to a store but theres something about receiving a package that just makes the purchase a little bit more exciting and better. even though i am super impatient when it comes down to the day its due to be delivered. =P
 

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I'm with OP. I feel like a little kid all the time running out to the mailbox to try the new flavor or accessory, just to find that the mail lady hasn't come yet. I cry a bit on the inside, but it's worth it once it arrives! Girl makes fun of me for looking at vape porn too. Some people get all crazed about it, some don't I guess :0
 

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No, I don't stalk the postman! What type of a crazy person would do that?

Instead, I built a little robot that looked like a letter and put it in my mailbox. When the postman took it, it activated, crawled out of the sack, and attached itself under the truck. It has a GPS device that I track using an old Soviet satellite that is in low earth orbit utilizing a phase inverse long-range microwave signal at 1381.05 MHz. I then programmed an app for my Android phone, so I always know where the postman is located, how fast he is traveling, and what he had for lunch. I've only recently discovered that the frequency I use is for remote nuclear detonation sequence codes, so I'm really hoping that doesn't cause any issues with national defense.

Vape on! :2cool:
 

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No, I don't stalk the postman! What type of a crazy person would do that?

Instead, I built a little robot that looked like a letter and put it in my mailbox. When the postman took it, it activated, crawled out of the sack, and attached itself under the truck. It has a GPS device that I track using an old Soviet satellite that is in low earth orbit utilizing a phase inverse long-range microwave signal at 1381.05 MHz. I then programmed an app for my Android phone, so I always know where the postman is located, how fast he is traveling, and what he had for lunch. I've only recently discovered that the frequency I use is for remote nuclear detonation sequence codes, so I'm really hoping that doesn't cause any issues with national defense.

Vape on! :2cool:

Hahahaha! Good idea! I thought of doing that to the cops for better fast and the furious car racing setups. Believe it or not I started putting a big leaf on my mailbox that I can see from inside. If its gone I know the mail came :) Guess there is a flag, but I think she'd get annoyed if there wasn't a pickup for her.
 

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this was in my mailbox this morning:D whats bad is altsmoke never even sent me a tracking number so I wasn't even expecting it today.
 

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oh thats very pretty :) i got my ego battery, vision clearomiser and load of other stuff through it was like a second xmas, so happily vaping away. lol using my old 510 and atty for drip sampling all the juices ;)

awesome to here geogeekgirl. Glad you got your stuff in.
 

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how are you liking that stardust?

it's excellent, good flavour, vapour and throat hit plus it is really easy to fill and clean, no pfaffing around with syringes or filler. love it so much i think i will use these for the majority of the time and the boge sr xl (when they turn up) for out and about. The ce2's and ce3's are again just pfaffy :)
 

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today the mail man brought me complete and utter disappointment. almost a month ago I ordered a 510t kit from a Chinese vendor for super cheap...and in that time I have went to an ego, then now a mod. I thought hey if it does come in I have a friend that has been trying to quit for a while now I will just try to give it to her but I opened the package and well all those stupid tank cartriges are leaking in the little bags they are in, I tried them out and they have no flavor at all even with other juice. There is 2 30 ml bottles of mystery juice that only say menthol and the other says watermelon. Then to top it all off the wall adaptor won't work in the us with out an adaptor because it is a 220 style plug. For $20 I can at least say I have 2 new batteries which I can use to make up a better kit for my friend but that seems to be the only useful item.
 

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today the mail man brought me complete and utter disappointment. almost a month ago I ordered a 510t kit from a Chinese vendor for super cheap...and in that time I have went to an ego, then now a mod. I thought hey if it does come in I have a friend that has been trying to quit for a while now I will just try to give it to her but I opened the package and well all those stupid tank cartriges are leaking in the little bags they are in, I tried them out and they have no flavor at all even with other juice. There is 2 30 ml bottles of mystery juice that only say menthol and the other says watermelon. Then to top it all off the wall adaptor won't work in the us with out an adaptor because it is a 220 style plug. For $20 I can at least say I have 2 new batteries which I can use to make up a better kit for my friend but that seems to be the only useful item.

I hope you are sending them an email tellinge them how disappointed you are wi the quality of the product. Are the tanks faulty or was it just crap packaging? Get her some ec2 clearomisers I really like the look of them with my 510 batteries, great for girls hands and out n about ;)
 
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