Alright, here's the official statement. Last night the shop was burglarized. Every bit of inventory was stolen, and everything they didn't steal, they broke. The shop is a shambles. There are a few things I'd like you all to know.
First: I was never in this for the money. My prices were as low as possible because I was doing this to help people quit tobacco. It takes a special kind of scumbag to ruin someone who has launched an endeavor to help his fellow man. This was my dream job, the one that doesn't feel like work. I will not let it die.
Second: Someone is running around with a couple hundred ego kits, about a dozen Sigelei mods, about a dozen Reo mods, several hundred batteries and thousands of dollars worth of parts and accessories. The Sigelei and the Reo are rare around here, I can't imagine there are more than 10 others in the state. If you see someone trying to sell these things, please contact the Casper Police Department immediately. I am personally offering a $5000.00 cash reward for any information leading to the arrest of the guilty parties and the recovery of my product.
I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to my valued customers. It feels as though this was designed to shut me down. I can't let that happen. I have helped nearly a thousand people quit tobacco, and I can't let you go back to it just because someone has a pry bar and no moral fiber. I will fix this as fast as is humanly possible, and will be back up and running in no time. If it takes more than a few days, I will find an alternate way to get liquid to you.
Thank you all very much for your patience and understanding. You are all more than customers to me, and I am here to help you as much as possible. Feel free to send me an email if you are in dire straits on liquid or equipment and I will personally get you fixed up right away.
wyomingvapor@gmail.com