Oh. My. God. This. This is what I dreamt. Well, my dream was slightly more ridiculous, but I've found the answer! Although looking a little more closely, it looks designed for 5ml bottles, so probably wouldn't quite do the job.
Brown Wood 3 Holes Box E-Cigarette E-Cig Ego Vape Bottle Storage Stand/Holder | eBay
Must. Have. That. Box.
Right now, my
vaping products storage solution is an old nightstand that resides next to my desk. The bottom drawer of said nightstand, to be more specific. All my electric juices, extra coils, tools, unused power units, unused
tanks, unused accessories, various product boxes I wanted to keep (i.e., the box for my Supreme and the ones for my Protanks), discount cards, manuals, all my myriad Halo stuff, etc.
Since the nightstand was crap even when it was new, the drawers are nice and stiff to open and close, so nothing could ever get into them by simply nudging a drawer open. It takes the hand of a human to do it, and there aren't any kids around, so no need for further precautions.
There's a little open area at the left front inside the drawer where I place open bottles for breathing/steeping newly purchased electric juices. I can leave the drawer open an inch or so, and the stiffness of the drawer is still safe from the strength of small animals opening it enough to enter.