Story Contest Time~

[vvaappeerr]

3.

The job was granted to JoanJ almost immediately. She had some great credentials and would be an excellent part of their team so they sent her a cake with the words, "Would you please come work with us?." She took the cake home and the group enjoyed each piece with a sinister grin.

 

[Darthvong]

and washed it all down with some cherry vodka and red bull

 

[Buster282]

and just in case she put her Provari light sabre in her purse! Then she had a vape and prepared herself for...

 

[RaceGun59]

"The Greatest Show on Earth" because everyone knows the FDA is a circus.

 

[kathi17]

She filled the special MVP that innokin had sent her with truth serum, so when she got to the FDA

 

[JoanJ]

1

she could let her counterparts at the FDA try it out. all the while self administering the truth serum...

 

[Uncle]

06/14 Entry #1 . . .

One by One - "JoanJ" went through the department . . . When all of a sudden, she heard an alarm go off . . . Everyone started leaving the building - but "JoanJ" . . . She looked around and found "Smoke" coming out of a Men's bathroom . . . She silently walked up to the door and started to open it to see who/what was happening inside . . . As the door open - To her astonishment she saw the Secretary of Health and Human Services - "Margaret A. Hamburg" using an APV . . . Thankfully "JoanJ" had her "Smart Phone" handy and took a picture before "Hamburg" saw her . . .

 

[horton]

#1 6/14

JoanJ made sure her cape and tights were proper and as she took the pic the Secretary heard the click noise those silly smart phones make and lunged at fearless JoanJ......

 

[Darthvong]

so slipped on a piece of toilet paper

 

[tick22]

1.

fell on her face thus breaking her nose.

 

[JoanJ]

2

Blood squirting from her nose, yet she felt no pain, all she knew was she had to get away and fast so she...............

 

[Uncle]

06/14 Entry #2 . . .

So "JoanJ" decided to go down the Emergency Staircase that was at the end of the hall to meet up with all her fellow co-workers and try to just blend in with everyone outside.

 

[kathi17]

Then she sneaked away to deliver the photo she had taken to the National Enquirer.

 

[JoanJ]

3

She was careful to make sure that she wasn't being followed, she made a call and asked a reporter from The Enquirer to meet her....

 

[Uncle]

06/14 Entry #3 . . .

However, when the reporter at The Enquirer didn't answer the phone - "JoanJ" had a brilliant idea and instead contacted TMZ knowing all to well they would run with the photo and get it out to all the networks too.

 

[Darthvong]

But TMZ was too busy with Kim Kardashian

 

[JoanJ]

1

She felt she was running out of options so she called Geraldo Rivera ...

 

[kathi17]

And he answered the phone

 

[nanusic]

And said "I don't have any pull, anywhere, anymore!" So, she decided to call Jerry......

 

[JoanJ]

2

Springer. He answered and she started to doubt whether calling Jerry was a good idea, just then ........