Story Contest Time~

[horton]

7/21 #1

Indeed, the always conniving Horton had thought about getting lucky, but that was not his main reason for attacking liblue. Truth be known, Horton really was not the pink tutu wearing meanie everyone thought he was. He actually was a recently retired IBM employee and his dark blue suit was at the dry cleaners. Anyhow, we digress..... Horton did give the mod to liblue trying to gain her trust. She kept looking at the mod in an almost transfixed manner. One could say she was hypnotized or under a spell. Had the always double and triple crossing Horton put something in the mod to make liblue see only him? If she put down the mod, would she understand what was happening? Had they both eaten dinner? So many questions and so little time..... Liblue walked over to Horton and reached out a petite alabaster smooth hand.........

 

[JoanJ]

1
and suddenly slapped Horton across the face with all the force she could muster. "How dare you try to win my heart by trickery!" she screamed at him then drew back and slapped him again just in case he hadn't gotten the message. Horton, holding his face where Liblue had slapped him the second time, just looked at her in disbelief. He was so sure that his plan would work and couldn't figure out where it all went wrong. Then Liblue said to him ..........

 

[horton]

7/21 #2

and said "that was just for the cameras.... come on you big hunk of vaping pleasure, let's go to my vaping shop"...... What an amazing twist. Horton getting cozy with liblue??? What other surprises are in store for the wayward liblue? What other evil, sneaky, despicable events could befall her? Horton went with liblue and they faded into.........

 

[liblue1]

the dimly lit street to liblue's vape shop.....once there she opened up the doors and showed him the lounge and said " why don't you sit down and get comfortable....while I get us something good to vape..".....When she turned to go to the counter where all of the bottles of juice were on shelves behind it...all of a sudden she noticed.....

 

[JoanJ]

3

Several of her special bottles of juice and her prized magic fly swatter were missing. She was sure that it wasn't Horton to blame for this but still she had planned on treating him to one of these special juices but now ........

 

[horton]

7/21 #3

liblue was very confused. Who took her prized magic fly swatter and special juice? Horton certainly didn't need any magical devices with all of his powers and good looks, too. She thought and thought...... where were my friends recently..... she went through the list in her head but started to get a headache and had to take her migraine medicine and rest. Suddenly her eyes were very heavy and her sight was blurry..... she saw a hulking shape move past her but could not tell who it was..... Where was Horton? What was he doing?? Was he freshening up??? So many thoughts went through liblue's mind before ............

 

[JoanJ]

1
she drifted off into a crazy sleep where dreams were vivid and so real... was this a dream or was this really happening? She wasn't sure but could feel herself getting sick at her stomach from the constant spinning and the flashing lights... where did the lights come from? Around and around... bright flashing lights ... All of a sudden she was jolted awake and immediately sat up because of the wave of nausea that had hit her. Her head was spinning but she realized she wasn't alone......

 

[nanusic]

And suddenly, in walks JoanJ......"my, my, what do we have here! I told you not to vape that stuff. But, no, you never listen to reason. It has evil powers, the kind that makes you do very bad things! Now, straighten yourself up, and go get the potion that will reverse this....Go on......."

 

[liblue1]

Liblue tried to wake up as she shook her head & got up...."I remember seeing you Joan...and someone else...but who....."...the dream was escaping her too fast that she couldn't relay it properly to JoanJ....She wasn't even sure if she should..how well did she know JoanJ anyway...and where was Horton....."where is Horton?" she asked slowly.....

 

[horton]

7/22 #1

Indeed, where is Horton?? -- the sneakiest, sliest, most charming vapist in the land. Some call him the "vaping Lothario".... but they probably are just jealous..... and besides, who has he seduced that anyone knows about (don't ask Uncle). Liblue truly was disoriented and Horton had taken advantage of it somehow, but.........

 

[JoanJ]

2

Joan was so sure that things would calm down now that the hearings were at an end but it seems that there is always upheaval wherever Horton happens to be. This needed to change and Joan had a plan but she would need the help of others.........

 

[sashim80]

7/23 #1
They left the Vape shop in the now early morning hours and decided they would catch a taxi back to the hotel to meet back up with the group...

 

[JoanJ]

1

strangely, when they arrived back at the hotel even though it was very early, the desk clerk said that the entire party had checked out a couple hours earlier. This truly did not make sense... why would everyone check out before 5 am???

 

[liblue1]

They went to their rooms to "freshen up" and met back in the lobby...deciding to go to the restaurant and get something to eat while figuring where they should do next.....it was still so early & no other guests were there yet....so they sat in in a booth & vaped while they looked over their menus & messaged some of the people who should have been there with them...asking where they took off to & why....

 

[tick22]

7/23
1.

Little did they know a strange yet mystical plot was about to unfold....

 

[Uncle]

When all of a sudden, who should show up at that very moment . . .

 

[horton]

But... Prez Obama with a nifty, blinged out mech mod topped with a custom machined Kayfunish device. Wow.... what a surprise.... The Prez sat down and started chatting with the group saying he was really "ticked off" with the FDA and all their "tomfoolery". He was going to get to the bottom of the problem and give vapers nationwide the free choice they needed.
What's up with the Prez coming to breakfast..... I thought he was supposed to come for dinner -- oh, wait, that was another movie.... sorry......
Back to the plot..... As the group listened a few started to get an unsettled feeling like something just wasn't right. Horton still had not been seen and JoanJ was still trying to figure out a way to get rid of him permanently. As the group vaped, the secret service detail all suddenly gasped and dramatically fainted. Then a huge plume of pinkish vapor settled upon the table and when it cleared, JoanJ and the Prez were gone, leaving only a few drops of juice where they were sitting..... Oh no, what had happened? Was this the end of our beloved Prez? Did JoanJ get kidnapped by right wingnuts? Had someone left the tip? Did they even eat breakfast? So many questions and so few answers..... The sky darkened and the room became dimmer and a low humming sound started and slowly began to........

 

[tick22]

7/23
2

burst for with the bloodless cry, a silent figure, shouting, How dare you mess up this badly....

 

[JoanJ]

1

It was Joan screaming at Horton. She knew he was relatively harmless but just could not handle it when things were running smoothly and quiet. She was really tired of him creating chaos just for chaos' sake and was determined to put a stop to it once and for all, even if it meant .......

 

[horton]

7/24 #1

having to make peace with the fun loving Horton and possibly become his date for the upcoming World Vape Prom (WVP). She shuddered at the thought of having to be in the same room with the extremely charming Horton and also to dance with the very light footed Horton. Wow, JoanJ sure had a "tude" about the rather genial Horton..... she was basing her opinions on past experiences and not the new and improved V2 Horton. Indeed it was odd that Horton's behavior had changed so suddenly but why kick a gift horse, eh? (that was for all the Canadians on the forum, btw) .
Horton called FTD and had a beautiful flower arrangement sent to the rather grumpy JoanJ to see if he could soften her up a bit. Everyone else was trusting the new Horton, so hopefully JoanJ would get on board too, but there was just something about.......