Right into the backyard of the Mayor's house, where his dog Fido was sleeping and awoke suddenly....
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Right into the backyard of the Mayor's house, where his dog Fido was sleeping and awoke suddenly....
then he took a slingshot and more mentos out of his pocket and began to attempt to scare the dog away.
Didn't work so he hops the fence into the neighbors yard and finds himself standing next to a large in ground pool......
Silicon breast implants, quickly he stripped down to his underwear and got ready to dive right in.....
He ran, screamed 'fake boobies', and jumped straight into the pool. Then as he hit the implants they shot him right into the air. He thought he might leave orbit and then...
he bounced and bounced and rolled, and then bounced some more. He was reminded of the ball bounces he'd seen kids play in at fast food resturants. "Every Hooter's needs one of these" he thought.
While he was distracted with his newly discovered body part, he failed to notice an imposing shadow that loomed overhead. Godzilla it seems, had returned to his original size and temper. He was shouldering the dukes of hazard boys. None of them looked pleased about having their vape in paradise interuppted by the events caused by the naked man, now playing alone in a silicone pool of implants. Most people would have found this scene silly.
The man heard an all to familiar cry of "Yee Haw" ...
The man heard an all to familiar cry of "Yee Haw" ...
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And all of a sudden Blake Shelton started dancing and singing in the pool of silicone until the Provari Police started their sirens then all of a sudden....
This is starting to sound like one heck of a pool party at this point get out the blender.....
And then the idea came into being...Ejuice in the margaritas. They would call this new drink a....
"Silicone Shark" which is a vape and a cocktail. To celebrate their new concoction, they all put on fins and jump into the pool. The naked man didn't like sharing his personal pleasure pool without any elbow room, so he hops out and he starts calling around to invite some old buddies over; Mothra, Hedora, Rodah, Battra, Gargantuan, Megaguirus, Megaton, Varan, Ghidorah .
He rubs his palms together and snickers, "Now this is going to be a PartEE ..."
He rubs his palms together and snickers, "Now this is going to be a PartEE ..."
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