Story Contest!

[Cnew]

As he put some clothes on, our hero smiled to himself. Before they had jumped into the Batmobile and driven away, he had handed each of them a full starter kit! Plus, he PIF'd them a couple hundred mls of his favorite ejuices!!! As she thought to herself, " I cleared out a bunch of juice. That means, IT'S TIME TO ORDER MORE!!!!!" So, he sat down, pulled out his smartphone and filled up his One Stop DIY shop 'shopping cart' withsome of his absolute favorite OSDIYS R-juice flavors and DIY flavorings.

The list read:
1. R-J FOUR....

 

[Aflatoxin]

The list read:
1. R-J FOUR - An old favorite. Our remake of the complex RY4.
2. Blue Note - This blueberry e-juice has a creamy finish and notes of pastry lingering behind.
*3. Inconel Nocturne Nectar. ???? Beyond human understanding.
*4. Tokamak Subzero Syrup. ???? Войти в сад пить мою вод. Пар не курю, но жизни.

Puzzled, and back into his human form, Godzilla peered at the list for some time. "I know these first two, for they are delicious, but the last two?" "Войти в сад?" Войти в сад!" "Enter my garden"!!! "Why do I remember that?" Godzilla thought to himself how he could possibly recognize a language he doesn't speak? He could only read 3 of the words, but he know where to go for answers, so after seeing that the puppies where delivered to a no kill animal shelter he and the woman left due-west. "WEST!" the lady yelled "why west, we must go north east!" Godzilla looked over, and handed her a tank filled with Inconel Nocturne Nectar.
"Vape it, or else" he sternly commanded. And she took a hit, "MMM wonderful flavvvvahh ahh," and she past out.
In peace now, Godzilla flipped on the radio and headed west. -

 

[Cnew]

As he drove in silence, Godzilla felt a tinge of remorse. Thinking he might need to wake her soon for directions, he was suddenly distracted by a billboard on the side of the freeway:

 

[somejerk]

As he drove in silence, Godzilla felt a tinge of remorse. Thinking he might need to wake her soon for directions, he was suddenly distracted by a billboard on the side of the freeway:

he panicked! they couldn't get him, not now! he began to speed up.

 

[oldbikeguy]

Far off in the distance he sees what looks like city lights so he mashes the gas even harder

 

[vvaappeerr]

But the fuel light was teetering on "E" so they whipped into the nearest gas station for some fuel and a Big Gulp.

 

[somejerk]

But the fuel light was teetering on "E" so they whipped into the nearest gas station for some fuel and a Big Gulp.

he began to get paranoid, the kids that were whispering he was sure were talking about him. as soon as they had their goods he pressed down on the gas, trying to think of a safe place.

 

[aikanae1]

He mumbled, "it's just so hard to hide when your a 30' tall lizard these days". Then he looked in the rearview mirror and noticed the kids were running after him with, what's that? Ugh, Godzilla's eyesight has gotten worse with age. It looks like pens and paper and cups and shoes ... they wanted his autograph!

He chuckled. So now it appears making the wanted list makes a lizard a celebrity too.

 

[somejerk]

He mumbled, "it's just so hard to hide when your a 30' tall lizard these days". Then he looked in the rearview mirror and noticed the kids were running after him with, what's that? Ugh, Godzilla's eyesight has gotten worse with age. It looks like pens and paper and cups and shoes ... they wanted his autograph!

He chuckled. So now it appears making the wanted list makes a lizard a celebrity too.

he began to speed up as he didn't want to attract attention.. he would need a big building with a high ceiling.

 

[Cnew]

As he scanned the city skyline, searching for the tallest building, he suddenly had a strange urge to....

 

[oldbikeguy]

go to a drive in movie and he thought he could see off in the distance..

 

[aikanae1]

But he didn't think he could hear the movie from a distance and then he got an idea. He crept along on all fours, ever so quietly so no one would notice. When he got to the entrance of the theater, he stood up next to the sign and pretended like he was holding it. "There" he thought, "no one can tell the difference between me and a statue." He could even make his eyes light up like the neon signs he'd seen driving west on route 66.

All he was missing was the popcorn and a vape. And the puppies, but he didn't want to admit that.

​

 

[somejerk]

But he didn't think he could hear the movie from a distance and then he got an idea. He crept along on all fours, ever so quietly so no one would notice. When he got to the entrance of the theater, he stood up next to the sign and pretended like he was holding it. "There" he thought, "no one can tell the difference between me and a statue." He could even make his eyes light up like the neon signs he'd seen driving west on route 66.

All he was missing was the popcorn and a vape. And the puppies, but he didn't want to admit that.

​

and also he was missing the woman in the car!! where had she gone? he thought back...

 

[Aflatoxin]

And so he stood there. A gleaming giant, an icon, a sentry for Japanese nostalgia and an ambassador to iconic Americana. He was pleased in his new roll. Guiding the wayward public to a theater as old as he, showing films from a bygone era. This gave him a sense of pride, and purpose that has been missing in his life. And so the night turned to day, and day to night. He fell into a deep statuesque sleep. HONK HONK HONK!!! "Hey you!" Honk Honk HONNNNNK! "He you big reptilian sleeping beauty!" "WAKE UP!" Godzilla opened his left eye, squinting just enough to see. It was the lady from the car! She was wearing a black leather jacket with fishnets and black shinny knee-high boots. She flips back her pink hair and says, "hey, I've been looking all over for you. I just got a call from a guy who saw the puppies we dropped off last week." Godzilla turns his head to look at her, (birds sheltering in between his scales fly out) and in a deep infrasonic tone he says, "what...did...he say?" Suddenly she was afraid to upset Godzilla, and in a sheepish voice replies, "He said that animal shelter we took those pups to,....it was a kill shelter." "WHAAT!!! Godzilla screams, setting off car alarms in the process. And he jumps away from the theater and says to the lady, "Come on!" I'm driving". And he gently grabs her and puts her on his right shoulder. He then looks around, grabs some wire off a telephone poll, rips it off and fashions a harness with it around his neck. "hold on to this" he tells her. And he starts running towards the animal shelter with anger and a new sense of purpose. -

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Sorry, I'm getting a little crazy with my writing.
Have a good night/Friday and weekend everyone!!!

 

[somejerk]

And so he stood there. A gleaming giant, an icon, a sentry for Japanese nostalgia and an ambassador to iconic Americana. He was pleased in his new roll. Guiding the wayward public to a theater as old as he, showing films from a bygone era. This gave him a sense of pride, and purpose that has been missing in his life. And so the night turned to day, and day to night. He fell into a deep statuesque sleep. HONK HONK HONK!!! "Hey you!" Honk Honk HONNNNNK! "He you big reptilian sleeping beauty!" "WAKE UP!" Godzilla opened his left eye, squinting just enough to see. It was the lady from the car! She was wearing a black leather jacket with fishnets and black shinny knee-high boots. She flips back her pink hair and says, "hey, I've been looking all over for you. I just got a call from a guy who saw the puppies we dropped off last week." Godzilla turns his head to look at her, (birds sheltering in between his scales fly out) and in a deep infrasonic tone he says, "what...did...he say?" Suddenly she was afraid to upset Godzilla, and in a sheepish voice replies, "He said that animal shelter we took those pups to,....it was a kill shelter." "WHAAT!!! Godzilla screams, setting off car alarms in the process. And he jumps away from the theater and says to the lady, "Come on!" I'm driving". And he gently grabs her and puts her on his right shoulder. He then looks around, grabs some wire off a telephone poll, rips it off and fashions a harness with it around his neck. "hold on to this" he tells her. And he starts running towards the animal shelter with anger and a new sense of purpose. -

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Sorry, I'm getting a little crazy with my writing.
Have a good night/Friday and weekend everyone!!!

he arrives at the nick of time, the needle almost being put into the first puppy. he growled, "MY PUPPIES" and the lady vet screamed and ran out of the room as fast as she could. he grabbed all of the puppies and got out of there as quickly as possible.

 

[tiggerrts]

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[aikanae1]

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On his way out, he hit the button that released all the other dogs and cats in the shelter, then stomped it to the ground.

 

[zapped]

In his rage he inadvertently bounced several of the dogs and cats so far up into the air that flew right into the middle of a thunderstorm. The lightning crashed and the thunder boomed just as people were getting ready for work. The wind was blowing sideways and straight up and down and in every direction imaginable. The wind also served to cushion the fall of dozens of cats and dogs.Most of the cats landed on their feet, one dog landed in garbage truck stuffing himself silly on leftovers and one particularly unlucky English Bulldog got stuck headfirst in a drainpipe.

The rest of the dogs and cats landed smack on top of peoples head's as they hunched under their umbrellas trying to avoid the wind and rain and make their way into work.It took everyone by surprise and was quite comical except for the people and the pets it affected. It was so bad that years later people were still talking about it and THAT is how the phrase "Its raining cats and dogs" came into being.

 

[somejerk]

In his rage he inadvertently bounced several of the dogs and cats so far up into the air that flew right into the middle of a thunderstorm. The lightning crashed and the thunder boomed just as people were getting ready for work. The wind was blowing sideways and straight up and down and in every direction imaginable. The wind also served to cushion the fall of dozens of cats and dogs.Most of the cats landed on their feet, one dog landed in garbage truck stuffing himself silly on leftovers and one particularly unlucky English Bulldog got stuck headfirst in a drainpipe.

The rest of the dogs and cats landed smack on top of peoples head's as they hunched under their umbrellas trying to avoid the wind and rain and make their way into work.It took everyone by surprise and was quite comical except for the people and the pets it affected. It was so bad that years later people were still talking about it and THAT is how the phrase "Its raining cats and dogs" came into being.

He looked down at the woman hanging onto the electrical cord, still. Her hair was askew and she looked worn. She sighed and said, "we better get out of here before the police come.

 

[jj2]

Or they may call the guys with the white jackets.