Story Contest!

[Rafier]

"We all live in a Yellow Submarine"... and then

 

[tiggerrts]

the man thought tiggerrts was just too strange and walked away.

 

[The*Mist]

Only to remember he had to get revenge on tiggerrts for an old tickle fight they had. So he snuck up and aimed for the secret tickle spot, the...

 

[skydragon]

only spot he could

 

[wandawag]

tickle was his smelly feet.

 

[Purrrl]

So the man decided to wash tiggerrts paws with

 

[The*Mist]

a bunch of q-tips he carried around for vaping. He dipped them in...

 

[xanadu0324]

his vanilla cupcake e-liquid, because...

 

[jj2]

when he was done at least the paws would smell good.

 

[The*Mist]

But would be sticky...and things would get stuck to them like...

 

[Lauralie]

like feathers and............

 

[100%VG]

used tissue paper from cleaning vape things. So...

 

[hmlessalky]

....he pulled out his bottle of PGA to rinse away the remaining juice. Little did he know that tigers could absorb the alcohol through their skin! Now intoxicated, on top a a crazy nic buzz, tiggerrts began to....

 

[TheBergMan]

Stumble around and attack each other for no apparent reason whatsoever!

 

[Schnarph]

Then a man holding a chair in one hand and a whip in the other came along and...

 

[Reddhott]

tiggerts got excited!!!!!

 

[The*Mist]

and pounced on him...come to find out tigers hate chairs. Almost as much as they hate...

 

[TheBergMan]

Police!, So while they were mauling the chair man, the other man ran to..

 

[Schnarph]

grab a fire extinguisher to put out the flames coming from...

 

[The*Mist]

The pure hottest of one of the women who came to watch the free mauling. Come to find out today was the day of the week that these types of mauling happen and go on every...