Story Contest!

[Cnew]

Suddenly Sasquatch was thrown into reverie...

He remembered the carefree days of his Bigfoot youth.
Days filled with sunshine and running through fields of long tall grass.
Hours and hours searching for strawberry patches, raspberry vines and blueberry bushes.
He and his little sister, Sue-squatch, would hunt for berries, wash them in the nearby clear river stream and eat until their bellies were full.

So much happiness and fun then. Not the forest it was today. Now Bigfeet parents had to watch out for predators, pedophiles and all sorts of crazies in the woods.
There had just been an Amber-squatch alert the other day. Some poor Littlefoot had been abducted by a nutty Black Bear weirdo.

He missed those days of yore...

 

[somejerk]

Suddenly Sasquatch was thrown into reverie...

He remembered the carefree days of his Bigfoot youth.
Days filled with sunshine and running through fields of long tall grass.
Hours and hours searching for strawberry patches, raspberry vines and blueberry bushes.
He and his little sister, Sue-squatch, would hunt for berries, wash them in the nearby clear river stream and eat until their bellies were full.

So much happiness and fun then. Not the forest it was today. Now Bigfeet parents had to watch out for predators, pedophiles and all sorts of crazies in the woods.
There had just been an Amber-squatch alert the other day. Some poor Littlefoot had been abducted by a nutty Black Bear weirdo.

He missed those days of yore...

godzilla interrupted his train of thought by yelling, "here is the strawberry" and practically shoved it into his hands. sasquatch immediately filled up his system and started to vape happily.

 

[Cnew]

[we're never going to get to 2000 posts at this rate guys!!]

Gizzy watched then said,"Ok Sas, time for us to get movin'! Let's head out of here. My car is over there. Let's go."
"Where are we going?"....

 

[aikanae1]

[we're never going to get to 2000 posts at this rate guys!!]

Gizzy watched then said,"Ok Sas, time for us to get movin'! Let's head out of here. My car is over there. Let's go."
"Where are we going?"....

"We're going to find the OTHERS" he yelled while running, never looking back to see what else was following ....

 

[oldbikeguy]

It was smokie the Bear and with him he had.....

 

[Cnew]

...Yogi Bear and BooBoo!

Not only THAT! They had a picnic lunch packed enough for 10!!

Gizzy and Sasquatch looked at eachother in amazement. Here! In the middle of a major crisis! Running from the bad guys!
What were they thinking? A picnic?


OF COURSE!! Anytime is a GOOD time for a picnic!....

 

[somejerk]

...Yogi Bear and BooBoo!

Not only THAT! They had a picnic lunch packed enough for 10!!

Gizzy and Sasquatch looked at eachother in amazement. Here! In the middle of a major crisis! Running from the bad guys!
What were they thinking? A picnic?


OF COURSE!! Anytime is a GOOD time for a picnic!....

so they sat down and consumed a meal that was much like thanksgiving. godzilla was so full he couldn't even vape! sasquatch had to vape for him! then they remembered they were on the run!

 

[dolphins35]

So off they went, back on the run with very full bellies and no Energy to boot....they collapsed 10 feet down the road!
Oh my.....What are they going to do?

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

just as they thought their luck had run out, they ran into Chuck Norris who owed Sasquatch a favor from when he had helped Chuck move into his new apartment last month

 

[destiny]

Oh Chuck!! Chuck!! it is so good to see you! Can you please help us out man? ........

 

[ISBN]

just as they thought their luck had run out, they ran into Chuck Norris who owed Sasquatch a favor from when he had helped Chuck move into his new apartment last month

;which was previously owned by MacGyver. So, chuck gave them a some of the boxes of stuff MacGyver had left behind after his move.

 

[barefootgirl]

.....and since Chuck Norris can "divide by zero" they more than knew it was over and they were finally safe but Chuck Norriss told them they first needed to learn his Code of Honor to ensure their lifelong safety:
1.I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways.
2.I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements.
3.I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family.
4.I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile.
5.If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing.
6.I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.
7.I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness.
8.I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times.
9.I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.
10.I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
11. I will Vape On and use One Stop DIY Shop for all my DIY needs
With that out of the way it was time to ....

 

[ISBN]

...go out and get a couple of scoops of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.

 

[destiny]

But oh my gosh.............there are so many flavors of Ben & Jerry's. It's almost like vaping...... What flavor, what flavor would I like the most right now? hmmmmm

 

[kritter]

tha moonshine and peanut budder looks mity good!

 

[aikanae1]

tha moonshine and peanut budder looks mity good!

mmmmm...it was good and soon they forgot about everything else, including what they were running from.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

In fact, the amnesia was so severe they forgot how to walk and were reduced to crawling all over the floor of the ice cream shop, aimlessly wandering and bumping heads. Angeline Jolie, thinking they were children, adopted them and took them to her mansion.

 

[vvaappeerr]

Brad Pitt belittled Angelina and said they already had enough children.

 

[Cnew]

So Angelina belittled him and replied, "Buy we aren't counting you, Brad!"

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Brad become frustrated and challenged Angelina and the amnesiacs to come to his fight club and settle things.