Story Contest!

[ShogaNinja]

(I thought all of these entries were supposed to be one sentence)

All of a sudden, the paparazzi showed up with their flashing cameras and deplorable concept of personal space.

 

[Racehorse]

And everyone decided that instead of going to the fight club they would just stay where they were and have an Oscar-like party....since the paparrazi was already there, and Sasquatch proclaimed "I'm ready for my close-up, Da-h-h-h-ling!----where's the hair and makeup girl?"

 

[Prism]

But they could not find her because she was in the ice cream freezer making out with the the shop owner. She was hoping to get free ice cream for a year.

 

[Cnew]

when Angelina and Brad found out, they were OUTRAGED! Filled with utter contempt for Sasquatch's behavior, they pronounced her 'unethical' and immediately contacted PETA to boycott the ice cream parlor for unethical treatment of animals!

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

PETA proceeded to douse the entire establishment in faux animal blood.

 

[somejerk]

PETA proceeded to douse the entire establishment in faux animal blood.

They melted all of the ice cream so it would no longer be available to the public.

Angeline Jolie, thinking they were children, adopted them and took them to her mansion.

haha

 

[Racehorse]

Sasquatch said "That's okay about the melted ice cream. Now that I'm about to become a movie star I have to watch my figure!"

 

[Cnew]

"Blood?!" Gizzy thought to himself when he saw the faux blood everywhere.
The blood drew Sasquatch's attention as well.

Breaking from the ice cream parlor owner's smarmy embrace, Sas ran toward the splattered blood.
Gizzy ran toward the blood, too.

Blood? Blood? Blood meant.....FOOD!!!

Lost to their carnal lust for meat, they looked at Brad and Angelina....

 

[Racehorse]

So Brad and Angelina went scurrying away, and with them, the paparazzi vanished, too ---- and with a sinking heart, Sasquatch realized that her big chance at stardom had melted away, just like the ice cream.

 

[Cnew]

Gizzy's heart sank, too, but because he had lost his (potential) dinner.
So he cheered himself up, noting,"Ah, Angelina's so scrawny, she wouldn't have made enough for a good appetizer!"

 

[ShogaNinja]

Then, all of a sudden, Peter Dinklage shows up.

 

[somejerk]

gizzy thought... who is peter dinklage?? and peter was offended because he could see the look of confusion.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Seeing all the faux blood everywhere, Dinklagee proceeded to call the police and report a violent crime.

 

[Racehorse]

So Sasquatch and Godzalla decided to hoof it out of there, knowing that so many people were ga-ga over "sightings" of them, and bringing the police couldn't be good.......besides, Peter Drinklage looked enough like a werewolf, in his facial features, without any hollywood makeup, and quite naturally, so there was still going to be a "monster type" to lead everyone to their next adventure.

 

[Cnew]

Sas turned to Gizzy and asked, "Doesn't that guy remind you from the guy from that movie, Elf?"

Gizzy thought for a minute, then answered,"Yeah. But he reminds me more of Imp from Game of Thrones."

"Oh yeah!" Sas realized," Maybe we should go back and get his autograph!"

"Nah! Not worth the risk. Besides, we have something important to do."

Sasquatch asked, "What?"

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

We must travel to the Evic factory and tell them how useless their puff counter is before it's too late!

 

[ShogaNinja]

But Peter Dinklage would not be ignored. "I'm Tyrion Lannister! Don't make me slap you like I did Joffrey in season 1".

 

[Racehorse]

"But Gizzy", Sasquatch offered, "that puff counter doesn't bother me as much as the "stunned robot" look of the VAMO....I can't vape on something that looks like it may leap into my face and attack me at any moment......" and then she saw a VAMO sticking out of Peter's back pocket and immediately regretted saying that.

 

[1w15h1w45m0ngu]

Suddenly, a man covered in a cape and spandex suit bursts through the roof

"HAVE NO FEAR, MECHMOD MAN IS HERE! THE MOST RELIABLE SUPERHERO IN THE WORLD"

 

[Racehorse]

Seeing MECHMOD MAN, for Sasquatch, was love at first sight, and she noticed, blushingly, that he had some big batteries above his spring.