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With his sub ohm coil he was hot, smoking hot. Mechmod Man said "I've got an 801 connection if you're interested in an exotic screw" seductively
But Sasquatch quickly said she wasn't that type of girl and was saving her first mod for marriage. Unfortunately, Sasquatch/superhero marriage was illegal here and they would need to convince the local politicians of their love.
But Sasquatch quickly said she wasn't that type of girl and was saving her first mod for marriage. Unfortunately, Sasquatch/superhero marriage was illegal here and they would need to convince the local politicians of their love.
"Sassy" thought: "I hope he doesn't mind that I am quite tall, nor my bulbuous nose and hairy feet......", then she added, "but I am a descendant of Gigantopithecus, and we have been around for 9 milliion years, so I've got STAMINA, Baby!"
MECHMOD Man was delighted at the prospecct of an "inter-species" familly, and proclaimed "look how well I turned out----I am actually a modded mod......not an off-the-shelf model, and that's precisely why I'm so well-endowed."
Sassy wondered what Mechmod's genetical pv past was.
Would she need instructions or would his settings be intuitive?
Would their connections be compatable?
What if she couldn't wrap his coil right?
And she thought about how deep his center pin might be ...
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Now it was time to plan the wedding and wedding reception, where would it be? One Stop DIY Shop, of course ----
One Stop DIY agreed to set up the reception with little DIY kits for everyone wrapped in pretty wedding packaging.
"What do you think our Hybrids will look like?", wondered Sassy, out loud to MechMod Man
Fast forward to the day of the wedding, all friends are in attendance. The Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot are bridesmaids, GrimmGreen is an usher, Vape Girl is the flower girl, Kimerpuff is the ring bearer and PBusardo is the best man. Imeo, as a licensed minister, gave the ceremony.
Imeo: Since it is your intention to marry, join your right switches and declare your consent. Do you take Sasquatch to be your lawful wedded husband to have and to behold from this day on, for better or for worse, for cold and hairiness, in shedding and in body odor, as long as your batteries shall live?
Mechman: I do
Imeo: Do you take Mechman to be your lawful wedded wife, to have and behold from this day on, for functionality or for short circuits, for overpricing or for great deals, in working condition and in pieces, as long as you shall live?
Sasquatch: I do
You may now vape the bride
Imeo: Since it is your intention to marry, join your right switches and declare your consent. Do you take Sasquatch to be your lawful wedded husband to have and to behold from this day on, for better or for worse, for cold and hairiness, in shedding and in body odor, as long as your batteries shall live?
Mechman: I do
Imeo: Do you take Mechman to be your lawful wedded wife, to have and behold from this day on, for functionality or for short circuits, for overpricing or for great deals, in working condition and in pieces, as long as you shall live?
Sasquatch: I do
You may now vape the bride
And off they went in the biggest cloud ever, while everyone blew clouds of their favorite vape, for good luck and fortune as they climbed into their oversized gourd... waving at Nessie, Bigfoot, GrimmGreen, Vapegirl, Kimerpuff and PBusardo, while Imeo wipes a tear from, the eye.
so bride and groom turn and requests all guests lift their pv's and everyone vape at the same time so they could walk the isle as a married couple through the clouds of vapor.
after the wedding they exchanged juices and had little 18350 batteries, twins to be exact.
The little batteries were Panasonic and were very popular in the PIF thread, they were adopted within one minute of posting.
Unfortunately they were adopted by different vapors and the twins were separated. One was put in a GGTS and the other a CCTS. One of the batteries grew up very unhappy, I'll let you guess who.
Sassy and MechMod Man were now childless, free as birds, so to speak, and yearning for something new and different in their lives.......
So they decided to invent the most incredible vaping device the world had ever seen, each of their friends would be able to suggest a feature to incorporate so they called their friends 1 by1 and for 10 elite suggestions. These features were as follows:
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