Stupid Vaper Tricks

[angelique510]

While on the computer I set my PV down on my desk. As is common with desks, it is not what one would call tidy.

A couple of minutes later, I pick it up, stick it in my mouth and inhail. No draw. No vapor. None at all. No friendly little pink LED to tell me all is right in the world. I shake it. Inhail. Still nothing. Panic starts to set in. Oh no!! No spare PVs. What went wrong? What do I do????

The I realized that I was sucking on an inkpen. Doh!

What dumb a*sed things like this have the rest of you done?

~A

 

[martha1014]

Don't feel bad I have done this numerous times. I feel stupid every time.

 

[bornagainst]

Just like I did with analogs, I've always taken drags from the wrong side of my ecig.

If I am pre-occupied with something, it'll take about 10 sec or so before I realized that I am sucking on the LED end.

*blonde head toss*

 

[Angela]

Best one I did was to get up from the computer to go and get a drink whilst continuing to puff on my e-cig.............



....... I quickly got a sharp reminder that I was using a passthrough

 

[solaar]

The I realized that I was sucking on an inkpen. Doh!

Don't worry, I do that intentionally. Preferably in boring meetings with a bunch of anti-smokers.

 

[AngusATAT]

What dumb a*sed things like this have the rest of you done?

Nothing yet. But knowing me, when I do, it's going to be a doozy.

 

[suhrim21]

I have almost put my e-cig out on the wall. Got the LED about 2 inches from the wall before realizing. I almost threw it in the dumpster. both of these were at work. we smoke outside and use the brick wall nxt to the dumpster to put out or cigs then throw the buts in the dumpster. I also put the ecig in my pocket and then thought it was an analog and freaked out grabbing it only to realize it was the ecig. I also keep my liquid in the little pocket in my jeans where I kept my lighter and one time took it out and tried to light my e-cig with a 10ml bottle of liquid.

 

[dreho]

Heh, I just picked up my passthrough while reading this, and having forgot I removed the carto, zapped my tongue.... again...

 

[tribalmasters]

Best one I did was to get up from the computer to go and get a drink whilst continuing to puff on my e-cig.............



....... I quickly got a sharp reminder that I was using a passthrough

Ahh the classic! I put my Janty stick in my pocket still attached to USB. Its usually not a problem because my Kensington USB battery pack also lives there so I can vape&charge all day. Unfortunately this time I had attached the stick to the computer and you can guess what happened next

 

[BriDog67]

Since the word "stupid" was included in the subject...last night I broke down and bought a pack of analogs after going over a week without.
I light one and hit it like I'm used to hitting my 510 and choked until I almost puked.

Lesson learned.

 

[tribalmasters]

Whoa sounds nasty! I wonder if I still remember how to smoke an analog, its been over a year so it may be accidentally extinguished with a drop of e-liquid or screwed into a 901 charger or even have its filter ripped off and replaced with a fresh cart

 

[Angela]

Whoa sounds nasty! I wonder if I still remember how to smoke an analog, its been over a year so it may be accidentally extinguished with a drop of e-liquid or screwed into a 901 charger or even have its filter ripped off and replaced with a fresh cart

LOL... funny you should say that. I've always said God help us if we all go back to smoking because there will be so many fires caused by ex-vapers putting their lit cigarettes down in inappropriate places! 8-o

 

[tribalmasters]

LOL... funny you should say that. I've always said God help us if we all go back to smoking because there will be so many fires caused by ex-vapers putting their lit cigarettes down in inappropriate places! 8-o

HHAHAHA!! I hope we are never asked to hold someone else's lit cigarette for them, who knows what could happen!!

 

[Abyss]

I don't know if this is stupid or lucky but here it goes:

Yesterday my 510 fell off my pocket under the car as I was getting out. I didn't notice it is missing since I was vaping on the M403 the next few hours. I was raining hard all that time. Then I went into the car and reached for the 510 to vape while driving (bigger cart - no need to drip or top up). And I realized it is missing. Since this is not the first time I drop it I went back to my parking spot to see it laying down in the pond.

Oh the horror! My last atty! (other two - one damaged, and one faulty since day one).

I took it looking like an addict. Wiped it with my shirt and press the button in despair. It worked! Perfectly! Wow! Are these little guys durable!

I noticed it is quite scratched. Then realize - I have overrun it with my car! Wow! I'm telling you - it's indestructible! Had me thinking a lot.

Here comes the stupid part. There were three girls next to me watching all this drama. They were all - 8-o

Also my boss was telling me the other day he lighted an analog for the sport of it. And being now fully converted in only a month - started playing with it in his hands, as it was a 510. He burnt his fingers of course. Citation: "I shall never touch one again!"

 

[SnuggleBunny]

hmmmm when I saw the tittle "Stupid Vaper Tricks" I thought this would be about tricks you could do with vaper

and I have one!
I found that when having a glass of bourbon on ice, if I take a big drag off my 510 (and not inhale it) then slowly exhale into my glass, the vaper will sit on top of the liquid like a science experiment in some mad doctors lab!
it seems to last for ages...

funny in a bar.

cheers

 

[Angela]

...and that's exactly what they do in theatres! (Bearing in mind PG is what's used to produce the fog... some machines you also insert ice and PG mist is past over the ice to make it stay low )