TexasT's House - Part 2

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kgj

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Speaking of guns and cactus ... this really happened.

Desert marksmen aim their weapons at Saguaro cacti so frequently that Arizona was forced to declare the "sport" a felony. Offenders risk a $100,000 fine and three years in prison. But that doesn't stop sharpshooters like 27-year-old David, who was trying to impress friends when he opened fire on a Saguaro in 1982. He was killed when it fell on him. He reportedly fired two slugs from a 16-gauge shotgun at a 27-foot cactus, and began to shout, "Timber!" He only had enough time to utter the first syllable before a 23-foot section of the prickly plant fell and crushed him beneath its spiky skin.

Poor David. He never was the brightest light in the gene pool.

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I remember that. Poetic justice.
 

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Oh Lordy, now the secret is out!! I wasn't going to tell ...

Now all these wild women are going to be chasing after you guys because you know that none of them (with the possible exception of Melissa) has ever seen a ringdangdoo with cactus stickers in it!

Oh you poor guys!

TT


Peter Piper pricked a pecker. Oh my.
 

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tech you do know it was done on purpose just so you'd do that!!!

Good morning!!!!!!!!!

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Good morning.
Well I guess (hope) that sneaky snake got away. I spent most of yesterday moving everything in my "Keep It" pile and no signs of that little (censored) uh, snake. I have decided that if I haven't needed anything in that pile of stuff for this long that I don't need the whole pile. So the snake's Florida resort type condo has got to go. Anybody need some 4" PVC pipe? or perhaps an alum canoe? (I know he was up under it at some point).
 

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LOL, that Free makes me hurt myself every time!!! Tooooo funny!

Pokey, that is one very pretty picture! Beautiful!

Gummy Bear, I'll be by to pick up all that stuff. I'll try to help you load it in my truck, but you know I have this back problem ... and front problem, and knee problem and then there's my wife. All I have is problems. But I can use all of that to fix up the house a little bit. And one more little old snake ain't gonna make no difference at my place.

And a pretty little orange pony told me that we have a Tigger that is celebrating three years at ECF. Congratulations Tigger!

Oh, and I have an announcement too. I've completed two years with no cigarettes. Still getting my nicotine fix thanks to vaping, but no cigarettes. I'm proud of me.

And before I forget ... Good Morning everybody! It sure is pretty here in Deming, New Mexico this morning. Cool and sunny. And I just love the 4% humidity!

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TT...
This could be your next trip!!
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Actually Melissa, I tried that one time.

I went to WallysMart and got me a bungee cord six feet long and jumped off my front porch.

Seems the problem was that it was only three feet to the ground from the porch and I splattered all over the place. The second problem was that the bungee cord got caught somehow between my legs and honey, I mean to tell you ... THAT REALLY HURT!!!! I howled like an old coyote! Then when I quit crying I realized my wife's Yorkie dog was licking my face and that dog has the worst smelling breath I've ever run into with the exception of that old lady that works at the drug store up in town.

So I decided after that I didn't need to be bungee jumping any more.

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WOOT for Tigger's 3 years
WOOT for TT's 2 years

Congrats JJ!
three years is awesome!


Congrats TT
two years is good!

Thanks all and yes, I'm an oldie here and in the RW. :laugh:

And congrats on turning two TT. When the day arrives, I send some of my leftover cake! :laugh:
 
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