Oh but Gummy is sooooooooooo generous TT. You can't allow his bear to get shot.
I'm buried in junk mail here.
Thank you FranC!! Got the yard on the west side of the house mowed ... geez, it never ends!
Hey Gummy Bear, tell you wife that to an old fart like me she is still a lovely, swinging chick!
Humm, on second thought ... that may not be helpful.
Oh, and I love those phone calls from the local mortuary and places like that. I just put them on the phone with my wife and by the time she lets them get off the phone they usually don't want to make another call for a long, long time!
It takes her an hour and a half just to say "huh uh."
TT
Hang on Fran, we will all get shovels! lol
I do know that I have a lot is added to the garbage because of junk mail. Some of it never gets opened!!
I burn the crap in the winter in the woodstove. It's just adding up now.
Me too! And I can't just toss it because of the darn CC offers that need to be shredded so I have to sort through it. I hate junk mail! I am thinking of opting out of those prescreened CC offers and that should help a bit.
I burn the crap in the winter in the woodstove. It's just adding up now.
TT, have you been PMing Bummy Gear too much lately? He seems to have his PMs disabled
I figured that he is taking lessons from your phone calls and screening lol
This is TexasT here, your favorite announcer on radio station KRTT, the voice of Toledo Bend in beautiful East Texas where you can get your latest weather reports, local news and current hog prices. Everything the discerning individual needs to know in today's world!!
Well, you all know that the local population up there in town is more fun than a barrel of monkeys and always have something wild and weird going on. Its happened again! The entire town is in an uproar!!
Its neighbor again neighbor, beer cans being thrown, yelling and screaming, hate and discontent and a murder mystery and now a big trial has happened. Yessiree Bob, its an explosive situation right here in town!!
It all began when Mr. Willyford Curiosity who writes a Pet article for the local newspaper, published his latest column stating that cats spend their entire days plotting and planning on how to destroy all of us. He went on to say that cats are just small women in fur coats (you might note here that Mr. Curiosity has never been married) and referred to cats as "porch thugs" who have never learned that playing tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet is not acceptable behavior.
Well, shortly after that article was published Mrs. Henrietta Hugebelly reported her cat as being missing. A report was filed with Assistant Deputy Harvey Jayjaytwo at the local Police Department and he began an immediate investigation. The Deputy was walking in the alley behind Mr. Curiosity's house (because his bycicle was broken) and found Mrs. Hugebelly's cat ... lying there dead. In light of Mr. Curisiosity's recent article the Deputy surmised that Mr. Curiosity had killed this cat and placed him under house arrest.
The newspaper headlines the next day reported that "CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT!"
Mr. Curiosity hired himself a high priced lawyer from Moody, Texas where all the rich people live, Mr. Serius K. "Scat Cat" SecondChance, to defend him. In court, Mr. SecondChance stated that he would defend Mr. Curiosity until the cows came home and later said this trial would never be over until the fat lady sings. Where upon my wife jumped to her feet and began her rendition of "When The Moon Comes Over The Mountain."
Judge SecondChance (claiming no relationship to Mr. Curiosity's attorney) declared Mr. Curiosity innocent of all charges and this is when pandemonium broke out in our fair town. Cat Lovers United, a local group of elderly, over-weight ladies, marched braless through town chanting something about cat attacks and were throwing litter box contents all over Main Street.
This reporter will continue to keep you posted as these riots progress or end ... whichever comes first.
TT
TT, I am going to have to round that old geiser up for you lol It gets scary when you start missing him so much![]()
LOL, Free challenged me to write that piece and she wanted a number of "key phrases" in it!!!
She's a rascal, that girl is!!!
TT