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Just so you know, there are no pictures of me with nudity!!!
I am just too shy!!
the only time I have ever done that is with a digital camera and I erased them immediately!
I think!
I was wondering why I was getting felt-up soo much today. Now I know....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOD!!!!!
There ya go...wantin' to show your .... again. And to profit in the process...
*shakin' head in amazement*
Well, don't apologize! Sheesh!!! lol
I hope it's a wonderful day for you, even if you end up not remembering it. Of course, we can always copy and paste posts as reminders. Or evidence.
I don't do drunk posting. Somehow I manage to remember everything. I don't think I'm doing it right.Well, don't apologize! Sheesh!!! lol
I hope it's a wonderful day for you, even if you end up not remembering it. Of course, we can always copy and paste posts as reminders. Or evidence.
Well, today I called back home and talked to old man Frank at the Feed Store to find out what had been going on in town since we've been gone.
It turns out there was a little excitement. Old Seymore had stopped by Bubba's farm in that old Cadillac he drives ... the one with the tail fins and big white sidewall tires and he bought a bale of hay off of Bubba. Seymore put the bale of hay in the trunk of his Cadillac and was driving down the hill toward town when all of a sudden Seyore's trunk lid flew open.
Seymore, who usually can't walk very straight unless he's sober ... and he's never sober, got around to the back of his Cadillac and started to slam the trunk lid down but being in his "condition" he had placed his left hand on the fender of the car to steady himself and he slammed the lid shut on his hand.
His cell phone was in the car and so were the keys to the car because he had left it running. Lots of people who knew Seymore drove by and he was waving wildly at them, but I guess everybody thought he was just being friendly and waved back and kept on going. It was real hot and Seymore had a bottle of water, but it was in the car too. And people would keep on going by and Seymore would wave and they would wave and keep on going.
From what I understand it was around this time that the car either kicked itself into gear or was never out of gear in the first place, but it started moving slowly toward town. And going downhill the Cadillac picked up some speed and in a few minutes it was clipping along real good and there was Seymore with his hand caught between the trunk lid and the fender jogging ... and then running behind it.
Now Harvey, the Assistant Deputy What's in Charge usually sits in his police car in the shade right there beside the car wash in town and takes his Pokey naps (that name for naps has really caught on in town!!) . When Seymore's car went roaring through town the noise woke Harvey up and he jumped up fully alert and ready to take immediate action. And he did right after he got his combat boots back on and finally managed to crank that old police car. But by that time the Cadillac and old Seymore were long gone.
Deputy Harvey has filed a "Wanted For Speeding" report and he is keeping his eyes open (more or less) and on the lookout for Seymore who hasn't been seen since the incident occured. There's no telling where Seymore and his Cadillac ended up ... I guess he could be clear down in Moody, Texas by now. But nobody knows.
Anyhow, if any of you see an old Cadillac zooming by with an old man running at full speed behind it, please report it immediately.
Seymore's old horse needs that bale of hay!
Thank you,
TT
It turns out there was a little excitement. Old Seymore had stopped by Bubba's farm in that old Cadillac he drives ... the one with the tail fins and big white sidewall tires and he bought a bale of hay off of Bubba. Seymore put the bale of hay in the trunk of his Cadillac and was driving down the hill toward town when all of a sudden Seyore's trunk lid flew open.
Seymore, who usually can't walk very straight unless he's sober ... and he's never sober, got around to the back of his Cadillac and started to slam the trunk lid down but being in his "condition" he had placed his left hand on the fender of the car to steady himself and he slammed the lid shut on his hand.
His cell phone was in the car and so were the keys to the car because he had left it running. Lots of people who knew Seymore drove by and he was waving wildly at them, but I guess everybody thought he was just being friendly and waved back and kept on going. It was real hot and Seymore had a bottle of water, but it was in the car too. And people would keep on going by and Seymore would wave and they would wave and keep on going.
From what I understand it was around this time that the car either kicked itself into gear or was never out of gear in the first place, but it started moving slowly toward town. And going downhill the Cadillac picked up some speed and in a few minutes it was clipping along real good and there was Seymore with his hand caught between the trunk lid and the fender jogging ... and then running behind it.
Now Harvey, the Assistant Deputy What's in Charge usually sits in his police car in the shade right there beside the car wash in town and takes his Pokey naps (that name for naps has really caught on in town!!) . When Seymore's car went roaring through town the noise woke Harvey up and he jumped up fully alert and ready to take immediate action. And he did right after he got his combat boots back on and finally managed to crank that old police car. But by that time the Cadillac and old Seymore were long gone.
Deputy Harvey has filed a "Wanted For Speeding" report and he is keeping his eyes open (more or less) and on the lookout for Seymore who hasn't been seen since the incident occured. There's no telling where Seymore and his Cadillac ended up ... I guess he could be clear down in Moody, Texas by now. But nobody knows.
Anyhow, if any of you see an old Cadillac zooming by with an old man running at full speed behind it, please report it immediately.
Seymore's old horse needs that bale of hay!
Thank you,
TT
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LOL!! 
I'll holler should I see him TT. Promise.
I'm feelin' for that poor hungry horse...
I'll holler should I see him TT. Promise.
I'm feelin' for that poor hungry horse...
Yeah Padre, not much happens there but when it does its usually exciting stuff!
This will be in the newspaper next week for sure!
TT
I made it 12 hours before passing out. No alcohol was spared. Time for round 2.5 to go, now...did ya make it?
Thanks Chim and oly.
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