TexasT's House - Part 2

[TexasT]

TT, maybe you could get your headless chicken to give the tractor a little nudge??

Humm, I thought Free and I were alone on here! Hiya Nursie T!

Actually, what I was thinking was to get the vampires to give me a push and then shoot them!

Kinda like killing two birds with one stone ... is that right ... no ... let me think about this.

TT

 

[Free2BMe]

David Leterman just gave me an idea!

If I had a BB gun with a night vision scope, I could go vampire hunting!

I hate vampires and love to shoot them!

TT

Ugh! That could end up being a bloody mess.

 

[tgcrna]

Night Sdh Night Free
I still know how to clear a room....

 

[TexasT]

Well have a nice trip Free, be safe and have fun!

We'll miss you!

TT

 

[tgcrna]

Humm, I thought Free and I were alone on here! Hiya Nursie T!

Actually, what I was thinking was to get the vampires to give me a push and then shoot them!

Kinda like killing two birds with one stone ... is that right ... no ... let me think about this.

TT

I think they require a stake through the heart, TT. I'm pretty sure a BB gun would just p!ss them off

 

[Free2BMe]

Humm, I thought Free and I were alone on here! Hiya Nursie T!

Actually, what I was thinking was to get the vampires to give me a push and then shoot them!

Kinda like killing two birds with one stone ... is that right ... no ... let me think about this.

TT

After you shoot 'em, you might want to consider a fast exit....sayyyyy run like a bat outta hell.

 

[Free2BMe]

(((((((((((( tgc ))))))))))))) Sorry, I wasn't ignoring you...just didn't know you were still here.

Ok, really gone this time. Hope I don't have nightmares over these headless chickens and vampires.

 

[TexasT]

Now Nursie T, I know you're woofing me!

How can you drive a steak through the heart of a vampire? LOL, that's really funny! Me and the vampire would have to sit down and eat the steak!

And Free, I doubt if I could shoot a vampire and run seeing that I limp on one leg and hobble on the other! He'd catch me and be trying to drive a steak through my heart! (But I'd be pointing at my stomach!!!)

TT

 

[TexasT]

(((((((((((( tgc ))))))))))))) Sorry, I wasn't ignoring you...just didn't know you were still here.

Ok, really gone this time. Hope I don't have nightmares over these headless chickens and vampires.

LOL, that's a formidable combination!! Scares ME!!

TT

 

[Free2BMe]

Cat's meow, not woof. Get it right next time.

And TT, you'd have the vampire laughing soo hard in no time that he wouldn't be able to nab ya or eat a steak. LOL

That's it...I gotta git...don't pull me back in...well, ok, maybe one more post.....

 

[tgcrna]

Now Nursie T, I know you're woofing me!

How can you drive a steak through the heart of a vampire? LOL, that's really funny! Me and the vampire would have to sit down and eat the steak!

And Free, I doubt if I could shoot a vampire and run seeing that I limp on one leg and hobble on the other! He'd catch me and be trying to drive a steak through my heart! (But I'd be pointing at my stomach!!!)

TT

I was sitting here on the computer, and looked over at DH and said "is it a silver bullet that will kill a vampire?" Can you imagine how random that seemed to him, LOLOLOL! Then he just shook his head at me and said "no, that's a werewolf. You can't shoot a vampire"

 

[TexasT]

Well, I already have a good BB gun, I need to check and see if I can get a good night vision scope for it.

I might even be able to shoot that danged headless chicken. The darned thing won't quit following me around!
And that weird noise it makes!! Do all chickens in Illinois sound like that?

TT

 

[tgcrna]

Cat's meow, not woof. Get it right next time.

And TT, you'd have the vampire laughing soo hard in no time that he wouldn't be able to nab ya or eat a steak. LOL

That's it...I gotta git...don't pull me back in...well, ok, maybe one more post.....

And Free, I'm not ignoring you! I just keep thinking you are gone!! You keep saying you are, anyway
Have a great time on your camping trip!!

 

[TexasT]

I was sitting here on the computer, and looked over at DH and said "is it a silver bullet that will kill a vampire?" Can you imagine how random that seemed to him, LOLOLOL! Then he just shook his head at me and said "no, that's a werewolf. You can't shoot a vampire"

I'd be wanting to know how he knows about things like this ... and then I'd be sleeping with my eyes open. Well, maybe one eye at a time.

TT

 

[TexasT]

Justin Beiber is on David Letterman.

What do all the young gals see in him?

He's a baby! Even baby-faced!

TT

 

[TexasT]

LOL, I'll bet Free's back there reading the latest chicken story!

TT

 

[tgcrna]

I'd be wanting to know how he knows about things like this ... and then I'd be sleeping with my eyes open. Well, maybe one eye at a time.

TT

Oh, he's a fount of useless information

 

[tgcrna]

Justin Beiber is on David Letterman.

What do all the young gals see in him?

He's a baby! Even baby-faced!

TT

I have no idea what all the girls see in him. No idea.

 

[TexasT]

Letterman mentioned the Sistine Chapel and Beiber said he's not going to the 16th Chapel.

He would do real well in my little town. He'd fit right in.

TT

 

[tgcrna]

Letterman mentioned the Sistine Chapel and Beiber said he's not going to the 16th Chapel.

He would do real well in my little town. He'd fit right in.

TT

LOL! He really said the 16th Chapel?? Was he trying to be funny?? Oh, he won't live that down anytime soon!!