TexasT's House - Part 2

[jj2]

LOL, I am a bird lover but I don't want them pooping in and around my pool either. JJ is probably getting alot of them trying to get water in the drought

Not long ago, when we were in the pool, they started lining up on the fence waiting for us to get out. Each day we had the poo all over the place. 8-o
Since then, we've hung plastic brown root beer bottles from the fence. It helped. Then we got a couple owls and ten decoy snakes and we move them around.
This has helped a lot but hasn't got rid of the problem. Next is running fishing string around the top of the fence. It's do or die!!!

 

[salemgold]

Okay, let me help you here Pokey.

You see, if you outran salem then the bear would eat salem and not you.

Understand?

You didn't need to outrun the bear, just outrun salem!

Geesch!

TT

Okay and.........????????????

I think that we got that part, TT. We were just not sure how we were lucky enough to end up in one of your stories

 

[salemgold]

Not long ago, when we were in the pool, they started lining up on the fence waiting for us to get out. Each day we had the poo all over the place. 8-o
Since then, we've hung plastic brown root beer bottles from the fence. It helped. Then we got a couple owls and ten decoy snakes and we move them around.
This has helped a lot but hasn't got rid of the problem. Next is running fishing string around the top of the fence. It's do or die!!!

What would the fishing line do? I am almost afraid to ask Could you put some type of birthbath in an out of the way area for them?

 

[jj2]

Okey dokey, then.

I feel better

I got it..Salem you need to run really fast!!!!

 

[jj2]

What would the fishing line do? I am almost afraid to ask Could you put some type of birthbath in an out of the way area for them?

It won't hurt them but it will stop them from landing on the fence rail.

We'd need a dozen of them...there is a lot of birds!!!

 

[salemgold]

It won't hurt them but it will stop them from landing on the fence rail.

We'd need a dozen of them...there is a lot of birds!!!

Okay, good. I was afraid that you were starting to think like TT lol

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Okay, let me help you here Pokey.

You see, if you outran salem then the bear would eat salem and not you.

Understand?

You didn't need to outrun the bear, just outrun salem!

Geesch!

TT

Hey, now. I am not just any woman - note the horse avi?????

See, I do read back - some.

 

[JerryRM]

Electrified wire should do the trick, Jan. The birds land on it and ZAP, barbecued birdie.

 

[salemgold]

Hey, now. I am not just any woman - note the horse avi?????

See, I do read back - some.

I know. TT did not consider the fact that you would have to put two pairs of shoes on. Sorry, but by that time I would be long gone lol

 

[salemgold]

Electrified wire should do the trick, Jan. The birds land on it and ZAP, barbecued birdie.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you didn't!

 

[JerryRM]

Birds are a menace, Salem. Didn't you see Hitchcock's "The Birds" ?

 

[salemgold]

Electrified wire should do the trick, Jan. The birds land on it and ZAP, barbecued birdie.

I think that I am getting a much clearer understanding of how you keep groceries for two under $60 per week

 

[salemgold]

Birds are a menace, Salem. Didn't you see Hitchcock's "The Birds" ?

YES! That movie scared my sister and I to death when we were young. It is hard to imagine now that we are so numb to the fear factor in movies anymore.

 

[tgcrna]

Birds are a menace, Salem. Didn't you see Hitchcock's "The Birds" ?

I think of that movie every now and then when I see a large group of birds. But I'm much more worried about getting stabbed in the shower than birds attacking me

 

[JerryRM]

Young people should not be seeing scary movies.

They should be watching nice movies, like 'Jaws'.

 

[JerryRM]

I think of that movie every now and then when I see a large group of birds. But I'm much more worried about getting stabbed in the shower than birds attacking me

Hi Tink. Another great movie, 'Psycho'.

 

[TexasT]

Okay, good. I was afraid that you were starting to think like TT lol

I have two or three BB guns.

Want one? Free!!!

TT

 

[jj2]

Electrified wire should do the trick, Jan. The birds land on it and ZAP, barbecued birdie.

I don't want to hurt them.

Hi Jerry

 

[salemgold]

Remember that movie Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte? Scared me to death! Back then they did not have to show gore to be scary. It was what was left to the imagination that struck fear in the heart lol

People actually had an imagination back then and knew how to use it

 

[TexasT]

Electrified wire should do the trick, Jan. The birds land on it and ZAP, barbecued birdie.

Great idea Jerry!!

And with a little luck she'll get a few quail and can eat them!

TT