Girl, I mean to tell you.
That time she smacked me on my nasal septum (that's Doctor talk for nose) and I landed right out there in the kitchen!
I was hurting bad so I want to the doctor and I had celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up my nose.
The doctor took one look at me and said "you're not eating right."
TT
You're not eating left either. You need to try the Honeymoon Salad...let-us alone.