I haven't needed a condom for over 35 years.
I'm sorry for you, you poor guy! 35yrs without getting any? No wonder you have time to post here so much...
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I'm sorry for you, you poor guy! 35yrs without getting any? No wonder you have time to post here so much...
You misunderstood poor old guy. Not needing a condom has nothing to do with not getting any.
Not TOUCHING the previous posts....... oh no.
Aha! The Taryn spin, South Kakalake style.
Awwwwwwwww...... thanks, Peter. Kat's idea is soak soak soak.
Take an old used condom (well cleaned of course), fill it with juice, through in the carto and sling it around larriet style for a while. Get'R Done!
Aha! The Taryn spin, South Kakalake style.
Awwwwwwwww...... thanks, Peter. Kat's idea is soak soak soak.
You misunderstood poor old guy. Not needing a condom has nothing to do with not getting any.
But I did get ya~!!!
I didn't see it that way. I just thought you're so old that you forgot how it all worked.
You know the old saying?
What I used to do all day, now takes me all day to do...
What I used to do all day, now takes me all day to do...
I didn't see it that way. I just thought you're so old that you forgot how it all worked.
How what works? ;-)
If need be, Telly, I can instruct you in the ways of a home made lariat.
First we'll need a coat hanger...
If need be, Telly, I can instruct you in the ways of a home made lariat.
First we'll need a coat hanger...
I relinquish my Satan-hood
Just like a neutered dog that's always humping legs.
Pretty much, yep.
If need be, Telly, I can instruct you in the ways of a home made lariat.
First we'll need a coat hanger...
Well doesn't THAT just say it all now!
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