Morning iHyb's !
Hope you're having a nice saturday!
About my health: look like my headaches and dizzyness becomes less now. Even went to the toilet yesterday, so my large intestines are still working even they are about 40 cm shorter now.
Paul glad to hear you are feeling OK and finally able to take a dump. Hopefully the headaches and vertigo are gone for good.
....one day the eyes said, "I am the greatest part of this person's body. I see everything, show it what is what, so it can do everything and anything each day!". the mouth laughs and responds, "ha ha ha, no you aren't, I communicate for it, get to taste and eat all the wonderful foods that this body needs everyday, I'M the greatest part of this body..." ..."ahem, if it wasn't for me, NONE of you would work, I do all the thinking, have all the creativity and control all the bodily functions" chortles the brain... the arguing goes back and forth with all the body parts over which one is the greatest part but one says not a word... he shuts up and remains silent. within a few hours, the eyes start seeing spots, the ears start ringing, the stomach feels sick, the mouth feels dry...the brain feels dizzy and gets a slight headache... they all start rambling, "what the hell is going on?" all of a sudden, they all pass out... the "rectum" starts laughing, and opens up again...."this is what happens when I shut up, none of you can function, now you all know that I'm the greatest part of all..."
no worries Paul, someone told that joke a looong time ago, kinda corny, kinda whatever, but it fits... sux having to deal with the constipation, which is caused by the surgery and meds, I've been there too but for something completely different...it'll go away soon no worries bro, with all the headaches, dizzyness and such
