Welcome Redneck! You'll love those juices, I have no doubt!
And T, this is one woman who can say she loves sports and would definitely pass those tests! As long as you're talking hockey or football anyway. Here's my rules for watching sports with me:
Just stay out from in front of the tv,
Save any talk that's not sports related or about a fire in the room til the game's over,
No whining when I rewind & rewatch every awesome play at least 10 times (just means I can fast forward through the commercials)
Don't assume I'm not still a lady just cause I'm yelling about the stupid officials or screaming cause my team got robbed,
No laughing at me that I own about 10 jerseys, but refuse to wear any of them ever on game days cause my team always loses when I do.

You can have the last beer unless it's dos equis or fat tire or similar
You can have the last piece of pizza unless it's pepperoni
Deal?