The people here are generous and make me feel rite at home!

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TexasT

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TexasT, which rule do you follow again?:confused::confused::confused:

Here's my Rules I live by ...

- Unless you're in prison, never fight partially clothed or naked.

- Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

- Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

- It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.

- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

- The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox.

End of story.
 

ab357

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Here's my Rules I live by ...

- Unless you're in prison, never fight partially clothed or naked.

- Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

- Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

- It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.

- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

- The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox.

End of story.

I agree with most of your rules.:vapor: If you put any money in on the pizza or beer, it's okay to snatch both.:blush:

However, I never, ever, ever, ask any woman anything preceded with; "what do you want":evil:

thanks so much for the kind words. We are all a great bunch of people, we have a blast working together and we are truly one big family here :)

Happy Holidays to you all! Think of us as you're sunbathing tomorrow and we're dealing with know. LOL
 

Misha707

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Welcome Redneck! You'll love those juices, I have no doubt!

And T, this is one woman who can say she loves sports and would definitely pass those tests! As long as you're talking hockey or football anyway. Here's my rules for watching sports with me:

Just stay out from in front of the tv,
Save any talk that's not sports related or about a fire in the room til the game's over,
No whining when I rewind & rewatch every awesome play at least 10 times (just means I can fast forward through the commercials)
Don't assume I'm not still a lady just cause I'm yelling about the stupid officials or screaming cause my team got robbed,
No laughing at me that I own about 10 jerseys, but refuse to wear any of them ever on game days cause my team always loses when I do. :)
You can have the last beer unless it's dos equis or fat tire or similar
You can have the last piece of pizza unless it's pepperoni

Deal?
 
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