The Provari Creed

[bcalvanese]

This is my provari.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My provari is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My provari, without me, is useless. Without my provari, I am useless.

I must vape my provari true. I must vape straighter than my enemy who is trying to out vape me.

I must out vape him before he out vapes me.

I will...

My provari and myself know that what counts in this war is not the e-juice we vape, the noise of our cartos, or the vapor we make.

We know that it is the throat hits that count.

We will hit...

My provari is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel.

I will keep my provari clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other.

We will...

Before God, I swear this creed.

My provari and myself are the defenders of my vaping community.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no cigarettes, but vaping!